only got 10 years to live :(
01 March 2004, 10:29 PM
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only got 10 years to live :(
01 March 2004, 10:39 PM
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ang on this site says i live until
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
wait for it
September 16, 2057
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 16, 2057, as you slip silently into the night.
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
wait for it
September 16, 2057
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 16, 2057, as you slip silently into the night.
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02 March 2004, 10:02 AM
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2053 for me. Not bad I'll be 83
And I can shut the wife up now too, MY BMI is 28, I'm only overweight & prone to health problems, not obese like she says
sti555, you never know, that saturday could be a damned good night out, then your heart gives out after giving somebody young enough to be your granddaughter a damned good seeing to
And I can shut the wife up now too, MY BMI is 28, I'm only overweight & prone to health problems, not obese like she says
sti555, you never know, that saturday could be a damned good night out, then your heart gives out after giving somebody young enough to be your granddaughter a damned good seeing to
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