J4CKO

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Dog is sat next to me making the most horrendous squelching farty noises from inside followed by the occasional 'vent to atmosphere', I have done a thread like this before but all the other occarances seem to be building up to 'the big one', this may be up there with Pompei. She keeps checking her behind and then looking at me accusingly even though she is blind.

I am worried what the morning will bring, perhaps she has seen the colour samples painted onto the kitchen wall and wants to make her own suggestion.

I live in hope that its her digestive system packing up, the hole is dug in the garden (she did it herself, I finished it), I have some laminate flooring and rope light on order so I can build an dancefloor above her grave.

Markus

I take it that you're not fond of the hound then?

J4CKO

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Not really, anyone want a swap for something useful ?

To be honest I count the days down but it seems to have been 11 years old for about three years, she blind and stinks despite my best efforts, shes freindly enough but so thick.

If I ever get another dog I am going to try and find a canine IQ test before buying it.

The sounds are still coming thick and fast, might not be that thick though.....

Markus

ewwwww! lol

If you want a smart dog, consider a weimeraner, very clever, common sense is a tad lacking, but they are totally loyal dogs. Plus it's cool to have a grey dog, that can stand in a mass of ferns and somehow become invisible, very odd!

J4CKO

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Have always liked the look of the Weimeraner, very different looking without being odd or ugly.

wah

I have one and it's a pain in the ****