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Old 11 February 2004, 02:36 PM
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Buy some sleeping tabs and on the back, guess what it says..?

"WARNING - May cause drowsiness"

I'm like wat the f*k?! If I have some sleeping tablets, I want the fekers to knock me out for at least 12 hours!!!! Not have a drowsiness warning

The worlds gone MAD
Old 11 February 2004, 02:41 PM
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As an afterthought chaos., think how many of those you'll have to take when you get round to committing suicide later on in the year!! It'll cost you fortune to buy 'em and by the time you've caned a couple of packets, then you'll be too drousy to take a fatal dose!

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Old 11 February 2004, 02:47 PM
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Shirley not the response a "Mod" should be submitting?!?!?!?
Old 11 February 2004, 02:50 PM
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I'm sure it says on packets of peanuts - "This product contains nuts."
Old 11 February 2004, 02:51 PM
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I want some harder class A's but my drug dealer got himself a hefty 3 years of being bummed hot style by bubba, saying this, I think he'd make a good wife.

Naturally, this means Im serving my own sentence, at least one and a half years without some serious narcotics

Still, cold turkey, but these nytols will have to do!
Old 11 February 2004, 02:53 PM
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Why not? Young chaos. has stated his vowed intent on this bbs to top himself sometime this year, come what may and nothing you or I do/say is going to disuade him apparently.

Whose "Shirley" btw?
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May contain traces of nuts. LOL
Old 11 February 2004, 03:01 PM
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My M8's blonde teacher girlfriend on sat nite in a fancy dinner:
"can I have a vegetarian salad with chicken please"
nearly fell off me chair laughing!
Old 11 February 2004, 03:11 PM
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Aye, but remember - she's also the person who instead of simply not eating a small squid in her seafood platter, opted to wrap it up in a napkin, and keep it in her handbag!

It then managed to find its way into someone's pint, and finally into a table-top football game!
Old 11 February 2004, 03:28 PM
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PTMW - your comment is in poor taste and I'm staggered that you can't see that.

From another currently live thread ...

Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
... just keep it polite and respectful ...
Shame.
Old 11 February 2004, 03:39 PM
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your comment is in poor taste
The comment was addressed at chaos and if he is not offended or upset by it, I don't see why anybody else should be.

From reading the original post from PTMW it seemed obvious to me there was more behind the scenes that I don't know about than PTMW just suggesting some stranger go and top himself.

It seems to me people have a tendancy to read or mis-read things, jump to conclusions and interpretations without being aware of the background and or relationship between the people concerned. I know the world is going PC mad, but lurk before you leap!

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My posts herein are both polite and respectful to all that have posted on this thread and those that I have aimed my posts at. I am respecting chaos.'s personally stated desire to commit suicide this year but it is in no-way encouraging him or being disrespectful.

Poor taste? Possibly...
Old 11 February 2004, 03:56 PM
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I still like the "translated into English" quote on the Korean knife.

"Keep out of children."

Old 11 February 2004, 03:58 PM
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Or the warning on the Tesco Taramasalata : "CAUTION : May be hot when heated"

Only this was on the bottom of the box with another warning stating "Keep Upright".

Old 11 February 2004, 04:00 PM
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Hey chill out, I'm made of tougher stuff
Old 11 February 2004, 04:21 PM
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Regardless of the background or agenda between contributors, there are certain things that just shouldn't be referred to; in jest or otherwise.

It's not a PC'ness thing, it's my perception of what's acceptable / not acceptable to the majority (although I concede that I may be calling it wrong).

I'm sure most can think of certain subjects which referenced, in any context, would likely make them wince. I'd say, in the majority of cases, that's the result of a personal tragedy or some situation which has had a profound effect on general outlook.

I find the whole PC thing as irritating as anyone when applied to, for instance, sexuality.

This is just a case of engage brain before putting finger to keyboard. You never know who your audience is and what might make them sad.

Yup, I could be out on my own here. If that's the case then I'll bow to the majority.

I don't want to debate this any further. Suffice to say, the content of the message did make me 'wince'.

Cheers,

N

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Old 11 February 2004, 04:27 PM
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It'll cost you fortune to buy 'em and by the time you've caned a couple of packets, then you'll be too drousy to take a fatal dose!
Sure you'll find plenty volunteers on here that would gladly assist
Old 11 February 2004, 04:33 PM
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I`ve got some pills that will keep you awake so that you don`t fall asleep while ODing on sleepers
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