Well this weekend me and 16 chums will be off from Bracknell up to Leeds on Friday night, and Newcastle on Saturday night for my stag weekend. Its my last weekend of total debauchery (except of course the Southport and Caister Weekenders which will carry on) as a single man.

I am fully prepared to be stitched up as i have been involved in dishing out some in the past (best one was clingfilming a mate naked to a lampost on the main road by Gt Yarmouth peir).

Our transport for the weekend can be seen at www.sleepercoach.com, which has recently been on tour with Coldplay.

Still sorting out the final bits and bobs, but it looks like it will be the lager, Comedy Store, lager, dancing like a chicken, lager, sleep, karting, lager, curry, lager, more dancing like a chicken, lager, sleep, home, lager (in that order)

So if you see a coach full of idiots with their ***** pressed against the window somewhere on the A1 or M1 this weekend then you know who it is !!!

Wedding is in 3 1/2 weeks time so at least theres some time for me to get back from the Outer Hebrides and grow some hair.

Dave

 

Surely you forgot:

"******** as much totty as you could possibly manage in 48 hrs"

 

...and the Toon are playing at home this weekend so it'll be nice and busy.
Have a good time

 

I'm off to Leeds In April for my stag doo, let me know what its like.

I'm from Newcastle and can say you will have a cracking time. If your older go to the hay market, if you want a gauranteed **** and more than likely a fight go to the Big market. If you want a mixture of the both go the quayside. Us propa Geordies do all three and in no more than a short sleeved shirt no matter how cold it is

 

In Newcastle, we are after a curry and then a bar-type place (Bar Med, Bar 69, you know the ones) that have decent music and some flange to sniff at. Not looking for a meat market or a ruck with the locals !!!!

Any ideas ?

In Leeds we are going to the Comedy Store. Would have gone to Jongleurs as they have dancin' after till 1 but it was sold out. Would recommend it though.

Dave

 

Quilted cammel, Marth'as, Bar 38 are the more upmarket type bars.

To be honest theres not much trouble, if any on the Quayside. Well there won't be

this saturday as I'm out on the Friday