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Old 15 January 2004, 04:51 PM
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Anyone "sold" their sperm?
Old 15 January 2004, 05:04 PM
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Looks like surgery on the old chaps it is then!
Old 15 January 2004, 05:05 PM
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Tried to, cash converters just asked me to leave though
Old 15 January 2004, 05:13 PM
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I dunno.. there's something a bit "off" about the name of the company.. almost as if men are just cattle, needed for their sperm.. once the women have that, there's no other need for man.

I dunno.. just seems wrong, anti-men even ?

Maybe I should set up "we-dont-need-women-just-give-us-your-eggs.com"

[Edited by DavidBrown - 1/15/2004 5:14:02 PM]
Old 15 January 2004, 05:49 PM
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@JACKO
Old 15 January 2004, 05:54 PM
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do they pay you, I could'nt see anything on the site.

Imagine being paid for my fave hobby , I could get the missus involed and we could split the profits

Old 15 January 2004, 05:55 PM
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Maybe I should set up "we-dont-need-women-just-give-us-your-eggs.com"
Meh.

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[Edited by Redkop - 1/15/2004 6:02:06 PM]

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Old 15 January 2004, 07:06 PM
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I could get the missus involed and we could split the profits
Did you mean "split"
Old 15 January 2004, 07:10 PM
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J4CKO, the mental image is disturbing!
Old 15 January 2004, 08:19 PM
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Brendan, I know I wouldnt set foot in a Ca$h Converter$.

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Old 15 January 2004, 09:27 PM
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dunno why JACKO, it's the best place to find stolen gear.

If you go to the one near Stockport market, there's a doughnut van round the corner

Corrado, yeah, split. She's a nurse, so it would have to be "nil by mouth"

[Edited by mj - 1/15/2004 9:28:52 PM]
Old 16 January 2004, 08:18 AM
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was ratarsed and registered for a laugh one night, totally forgot about it and about a 18mts later i got a call from office in london!!!! fookin shat meself lol they wanted me to go up for a medical etc, needless to say i didnt go.
Old 16 January 2004, 09:56 AM
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lmao

Old 16 January 2004, 09:57 AM
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They only don't need us until they can't get the lid off the pickle jar or need something moving, or need the car fixing or a magnitude of other things they can't do.
Old 16 January 2004, 10:02 AM
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so Wurzel needs a man then
Old 16 January 2004, 10:16 AM
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LOL, I'll give that picture another ten minutes.

There used to be a bird in our local boozer we called the "sperm bank", "slug" was another nickname for her
Old 16 January 2004, 10:21 AM
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My mate's been to one. They paid him £10 a sample. To think of the money I've let slip through my hands over the years......
Old 16 January 2004, 10:28 AM
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a tenner a tug? bloody hell

I could earn 60 sheets sunday morning when the missus goes shopping

what a waste of a valuable resource. Maybee I'll snap the duvet in half and post it to them
Old 16 January 2004, 10:44 AM
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Pic was indeed removed Christian...



None of you lot appear to have been students then? Short of cash & once every 2 weeks you can go to the local sperm bank for a "deposit" in return for payment of £10 - £15 for your "time".

The reason for the once a fortnight rule is the need for your sperm count to rise to its optimum level, but they forget that you're a randy student with either women around or a pile of mags

Never was a student myself and have never done this, but know those that have.
Old 16 January 2004, 03:48 PM
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They pay far more than #10 a 'shot'. You can agree 'expenses' with the 'couple' who require your man fat - expenses being another word for buying sperm avoiding any legal implications.

Might see if I can get a premium for mine as it seems pretty potent

Old 16 January 2004, 04:33 PM
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Scoobynet Group Sell, anyone??
Old 16 January 2004, 06:06 PM
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