Oops, in trouble
04 January 2004, 08:22 PM
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Just cleaning the kitchen after tea, the kids leave a right mess and the missus leaves bags of ****e all over the place, moved a bag of ****e off the dresser cupboard handle to near the aftermath of the kids tea so I could get something out and then prooceed with clearing the mess, pick up a couple of plastic beakers but hadnt anticipated it still being full, so half of the contents spills. The phone goes and I forget about the spill and continue, have my tea a brew, Scoobynet (you know the score). The the wife goes mental, apparently I had tipped a fair quantity of orange juice into a Marks and Spencers bag due to be returned imminently.
In the bag were a quantity of moistened (by the juice) ladies nether garments and a bra, if it had been water I may have got away with it but the wife did not relish the prospect of explaining the stains at the returns counter in a big post Christmas queue, 'Its Orange Juice, Honest'.
In the bag were a quantity of moistened (by the juice) ladies nether garments and a bra, if it had been water I may have got away with it but the wife did not relish the prospect of explaining the stains at the returns counter in a big post Christmas queue, 'Its Orange Juice, Honest'.
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