Marky-San

Just coming out of Asda on my shopping run when some gimp in a Ford Focus reverses out and nearly flattens me. Said gimp then said 'did you not see my reverse light?' - I look, and lo-an-behold its down at the frigging exhaust pipe, and worse still goes under at an angle. My eyesight is good at eyelevel, not rabbit level.

Fool nearly hit my shopping trolley

Moral of story is, when walking in Asda car park always get down on your hands and knees if you see a Focus that might be reversing.