Comedy drunk moment last night
24 December 2003, 11:07 AM
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Really funny thing happened last night (could have been a lot worse though).
Went out with some friends in Windsor for a load of beers. Got back to me mates places that he moved into 2 days ago at about 1130h. He is showing people around, and another bloke whos a bit of a *** decides he wants a cup of coffee so puts the kettle on.
The kettle is an aluminium electric kettle.. Nobend takes it off its stand, fills it with water and puts it on the gas hob, lights it and sits in front of the telly.
A few moments later he gets up quick and runs to the kitchen. I was sure I could smell burning, so went to see what was going on and the plastic-based elecric kettle was in flames !!!!!
Result: one kettle dead, one Smeg gas hob covered in molten plastic, and knackered, one sideboard burnt and the top melted and floor covered in plastic. Oh and a teatowel knackered
Havent laughed so much in ages. Now nobend has to buy a new kettle, hob and sideboard for me mate No on likes to see that happen.....
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Went out with some friends in Windsor for a load of beers. Got back to me mates places that he moved into 2 days ago at about 1130h. He is showing people around, and another bloke whos a bit of a *** decides he wants a cup of coffee so puts the kettle on.
The kettle is an aluminium electric kettle.. Nobend takes it off its stand, fills it with water and puts it on the gas hob, lights it and sits in front of the telly.
A few moments later he gets up quick and runs to the kitchen. I was sure I could smell burning, so went to see what was going on and the plastic-based elecric kettle was in flames !!!!!
Result: one kettle dead, one Smeg gas hob covered in molten plastic, and knackered, one sideboard burnt and the top melted and floor covered in plastic. Oh and a teatowel knackered
Havent laughed so much in ages. Now nobend has to buy a new kettle, hob and sideboard for me mate
No on likes to see that happen.....Dave
24 December 2003, 11:35 AM
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What a plonker! Was it one of those kettles shaped like the old style ones you heat on the hob ? Still no excuse.
Sounds like a Tim, nice but dim sort of character.
Sounds like a Tim, nice but dim sort of character.
24 December 2003, 03:25 PM
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brilliant dave
At uni some lad always put his pizza in the over from a night out complete with box
Needless to say 3am the fire brigade was called out and the halls evacuated.
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At uni some lad always put his pizza in the over from a night out complete with box
Needless to say 3am the fire brigade was called out and the halls evacuated.
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24 December 2003, 03:39 PM
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My aunt did the same with a kettle!
Unplugged kettle, filled it with water, plugged it in, turned it on, then put it on gas hob, turned the gas on, and waited for it to boil.
Fortunately it caught fire burnt a hole in th kettle, water poured out and put out the fire!
Wasn't a new kettle, she had had an electic kettle for 7 years!
Unplugged kettle, filled it with water, plugged it in, turned it on, then put it on gas hob, turned the gas on, and waited for it to boil.
Fortunately it caught fire burnt a hole in th kettle, water poured out and put out the fire!
Wasn't a new kettle, she had had an electic kettle for 7 years!
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24 December 2003, 06:00 PM
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Quality. my mum left the iron on for ages once and the thermostat in that broke, jamming on. We noticed when we could smell the wood from the ironing board on fire and found the hot plate of the Iron had melted and formed a molten ball of aluminium on the iron stand. Bizarre.
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