The Fosters Joke - superb
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An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and sleep with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex.
Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she
agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention and may be she can then shake some more cash out of him again. So she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"...what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my
parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she
agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention and may be she can then shake some more cash out of him again. So she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"...what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my
parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
god havent spoke to pete in years, last time i was ordering some group N pagid brakes 
glad to see he comes back in style
glad to see he comes back in style
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