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Old 06 December 2003, 07:08 PM
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Please can some one tell me there are sane ones left?

They see and here things differntly from women and think the world revolves around them!

Then come sniffing round when they on a bit of a downer for some sympathy!!! Get Lost!

Old 06 December 2003, 07:12 PM
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Please can some one tell me there are sane ones left?
Yes there are.
Old 06 December 2003, 07:13 PM
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There doesn't seem to be any where I live, may have to move...
Old 06 December 2003, 07:25 PM
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They see and here things differntly from women
Absolutely, thank god.
Old 06 December 2003, 07:43 PM
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They see and here things differntly from women
haven't you gotten that the wrong way round?
Old 06 December 2003, 08:11 PM
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Would sharking be inappropriate at this time?

In answer to your question you have to remember we are completely different from women. I've always believed God/Some Alien Race/Whatever put us here for a sick joke and made us dependant on each other but also hopelessly incompatible
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No, quite sure I have it the right way.....at least I think it is.....

Old 06 December 2003, 08:13 PM
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I think your right Saxo Boy.

Just some cruel joke that we have to live with!
Old 06 December 2003, 08:32 PM
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nope were all bastid's apparently
Old 06 December 2003, 08:34 PM
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The reason we don't get on with women is that we were never meant to live with them. It's only about making babies not soul mate nonsense.

It's in our genes to want more than one partner, sew the sead as some might say. In day's of old that's what it was about not : 2.4 kids in the suburbs and a gym membership

IMOH :P
Old 06 December 2003, 08:38 PM
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But the world does revolve around us men!
Old 06 December 2003, 08:39 PM
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LOL @RB5

Old 06 December 2003, 09:00 PM
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It's not as difficult as it seems. All down to evolution.
Old 06 December 2003, 10:07 PM
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And women are any different:-

What women need is a couple of weeks in a subversive country that put women in the place they hate the most - behind their men and silent. They might appreciate what they have in the UK then...normal guys...

Yes some men are knobbs but leave? you have feet and the door is just another knobb away? Stop bitching and moaning and get on with being happy...if thats not possible get divorced/move out and move on. There are 3 stages to life:-


Your born
You Owe everyone something
Then you die

SSDD guys...same shi* different day - works for me..:-)
Old 06 December 2003, 11:59 PM
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Women fall in love with men then find as many things as possible wrong with them & go about changing them into there 'ideal' man.

Men fall in love with women & love them for who they are (unless they get fat )
Old 07 December 2003, 12:05 AM
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>Men fall in love with women & love them for who they are

Not entirely true.Some of men(as some of women too)can be control freaks !
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Not entirely true
So you agree then that it is mostly true
Old 07 December 2003, 12:10 AM
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No not the most of it!
Im not sexist but do realise that there are fundamental differences between women and men.But they cant do without each other.
Old 07 December 2003, 12:31 AM
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Well it's someones time of the month

[Edited by Sith - 12/7/2003 12:32:08 AM]
Old 07 December 2003, 02:05 AM
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Lifes a bitch and then you marry one.
Old 07 December 2003, 09:35 AM
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Both men and women are bananas. You just to get one still in their sell by dates with the minimum rotting bits on the inside. Unfortunately you need to buy them to see those bits.

I'm a Lemon
Old 07 December 2003, 11:52 AM
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Both men and women are bananas. You just to get one still in their sell by dates with the minimum rotting bits on the inside. Unfortunately you need to buy them to see those bits.

I'm a Lemon
LOL Its all so clear now!
Old 07 December 2003, 01:19 PM
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It's the german's that are to blame! Or more correctly, the ****'s.

If britain hadn't of gotten dragged into WWII, women would never of been draughted into the workforce. They would of stayed at home where they were supposed to be - in the house, cooking and cleaning!

I'll get my coat....
Old 07 December 2003, 01:21 PM
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I am Sane

Or so I think I am
Old 07 December 2003, 01:28 PM
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Please can some one tell me there are sane ones left?
And guess who's fault that I'm not sane? I was a perfectly normal sane human being before I got involved in realtionships with women
Old 07 December 2003, 01:51 PM
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i think we're all fvcked up to a greater or lesser extent...

i've been single for a few months now...i meet girls n stuff lol fairly easily...but the few, and i mean a few, that i'd like to c again seem to dont seem reciprocate it....i only usually get trolls that wanna follow things up...

until week last sat a girl who came onto me , obviously fake t1ts and that, fit as ****, she's done maxpower shows and all that i kid u not i have seen the fotos, is an 'exotic dancer' aka lapdancer, has been well keen mythering me to take her out!!!! i mean wtf??? i just dont geddit! i wud just like to meet a normal girl. Am i batting for the other side or summat cos i aint really interested in this girl ?? or maybe thats y she's chasing me cos i bet blokes usually go mad for her but i've been very indifferent?

mad.
Old 07 December 2003, 06:23 PM
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And in fairness women get on my **** as well. I've been single now for nearly 2 years and don't miss being married in the slightest. After being together for 15 years and really not getting on, we are best of friends.

I was seeing someone for a few months, and she did my head in. Too much hassle, had to chase her around and I'm not doing that. Felt a bit guilty as well, as she was only 22 (me being 33) Since splitting up with my Ex, I sucessfully managed to **** about 20 women and they're all been the same. Nice to start with then within a few days / weeks, start getting **** struck or just don't seem to bother. Nothing in between.

Went down town (Bristol) last night, and in the end just thought **** it, get pissed instead. I'm not taking No buffalo chick home tonight Shame my Ex had pulled, as I would have gone and met her, as at least she relatively normal

Phill
Old 07 December 2003, 10:10 PM
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90% of men are Ba**ards but then again that is what women go for IMHO I know men who treat their Girl friends badly cheat on them Etc and every body knows what they are like and the women queue up to go out with them whilst the nice blokes can't pull any thing? Some thing to do with women liking the challenge!

What a challenge to find a man to treat you badly!

So as a women if you want a sane man it will be a long and difficult search with little chance of success, if you do get a normally one you will then find he has been Fvcked up by one of his Ex's as it is imposable to find a women under 50 who isn't a cheating, lying bunny boiler.

Sorry in my experience that is.Obviously I would love to be proved wrong but not found the only sane women yet.
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as it is imposable to find a women under 50 who isn't a cheating, lying bunny boiler.

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triple post

[Edited by XT - 12/8/2003 6:44:21 AM]


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