eClaire

DONE.

Watch out for it, it's going to be included in a supplement to tomorrow's Financial Times, business support. The bit about business links and grants is what i have just put together

[Edited by eClaire - 12/2/2003 3:07:22 PM]

eClaire

I find this very exciting stuff, I just had to share it with you!

Been at work today by myself as everyone has phoned in sick.

This has been my chance to 'shine' after being here for well over a year (and just as I am about to leave as well, the tw@ts).

I work in a speech writing team for a government department. All the big boys are poorly.

OMG

I am about to write a contribution to a speech for the Chancellor of the Exchequer cos no one else is here and it's due in like 40 'kin minutes! (This is a dream come true for me! Sad, I know! ) **** **** ****. My blood pressure has just hit the roof. Eurgh I feel sick now.


Must dash


**Starts to feel dizzy!**

boxst

Hello

"I am sorry for the mess that I have made of the economy. I shall now perform a sacrifical suicide. May God and the people of England have mercy."

Steve.

Jye

People of Scotland even

NotoriousREV

How about:

"I've decided to drop fuel tax, VAT and cut your income tax by 10%"

Scooby96

All suggestions on how I should commit suicide should be sent by email to:

feckinguselesstossersrus@ukgov.gov/

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

Scooby69, you can just text them now for 25p and your normal text charge..... bargin! I'm sure they will take plenty of notice

CEL

iTrader: (1)

That didnt take long to do

ajm

So you are saying our elected government don;t write their own speeches then? You do surprise me!

eClaire

That's because I am Sooper Dooper Cecil! Fastest fingers in the west, me! It helped because I knew what i was talking about though. I write the same thing day in day out.

On a more serious note, I was nearly sick. It was a bit of a shock, having to do 6 peoples job's plus my own and then someone springs that on me!

I'm telling you, I don't get paid anywhere near enough for what I do!

CEL

iTrader: (1)

Less of the Cecil woman, only Imslack can get away with calling me that.

iDLe*

I get paid too much for what I don't do, it all balances itself out in the end

chaos.

Cecil??? BWAHAHA , you must have got bullied at school

cha0s

CEL

iTrader: (1)

Chaos, when i want lame comments from you b!tch, i will whistle

CEL

iTrader: (1)

Wait... i just relaised, you think thats my name?

LMFAO u tit

chaos.

You only just realised after 6 WHOLE MINUTES?! Who is the lame one, eh?

la la laaaaaaaaaaa

chas

LG John

That’s quite an achievement given how quick fingered the weegies are - they'll strip a shop of 4 mars bars, 3 snickers, two bottles of coke and a multi-pack of crisps in about 2.1s

I proofread Claire's contribution and unfortunately it had a number of Edinburghisms I had to try and help her with. For example: "I'm like the chancellor guy like, ken what a mean. Barry. As I was saying like this small business p!sh is bouncin like"

eClaire

LMFAO @ Kenny!

Whoat ur ye oan aboot, likes, ye gadge?

LG John

Get with the times.....gadge has been replaced with, 'ya mad rocket'

eClaire

Well 'ya mad rocket' () Wheres the reply to my email? hmmmmm?

Listy

Do they still use "Heed tha Baw" or "Head the Ball" for those true English speaking among us.....

That was all the rage when i was a nipper up there...

Ahhhhh the good old days.....Hmmmmmmmmm

eClaire

Thats a weedgie thing Listy

LG John

Is it ****, heedtheba is very much an edinburgh thing! My brothers login name on willyhill poker is heedtheba

Can't reply to your email cause I'm home The fact you are still posting tells me you are not. Ha ha ha ha

greasemonkey

There's more than one way of interpreting that comment.

LG John

I can think of several

Jye

eClaire, never mind Saxo's dialect diatribe, its aw changing anyhow ya wee gadgette. Yuv goat the Scottish Office at one end and yuv goat the new Parliament at the other ... Ten years time there'll be nae gadges like me n' you left anyhow ... yous lot have nae place in the new Leith ... load of dirty auld mingers that ye are, they only want cats like me wi some cash in toon

imlach

So what exactly is it you do eClaire? Sounds quite interesting.

Glad to hear Cecil is approving of his new name.

Sith

Jye - Do we in England get a translation?

imlach

Sith - just fir ye :

eClaire, never mind Saxo's dialect diatribe, its aw changing anyhow ya wee gadgette. Yuv goat the Scottish Office at one end and yuv goat the new Parliament at the other ... Ten years time there'll be nae gadges like me n' you left anyhow ... yous lot have nae place in the new Leith ... load of dirty auld mingers that ye are, they only want cats like me wi some cash in toon

Miss eClaire. Never mind Kenneth's dialect diatribe, it's all changing anyway you small rascal. You have got the Scottish Office at one end, and you have the new Parliment at the other ... in ten years time, there'll be no rascals like me and you left anyway ... people like you have no place in the rejuvenated Leith ... the dirty old tarts that you are, they only want new 'posh' like me that have cash to splash in the area.

eClaire

LMFAO @ Imlach

Jye, you been reading Irvine Welsh?

Yes Kenny, some of us actually do do some work!