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07 November 2003, 04:10 PM
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ok continueing from an earlier post involving charlie havin a fanny like a wizards sleeve?
how many other amusing ways can u lot describe this phanominom?(sp?)
i'l start.
"its like flicking a peanut into te grand canyon"
07 November 2003, 04:11 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:11 PM
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she went to sit down at the bar and the stool fell IN her
07 November 2003, 04:12 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:13 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:13 PM
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I'm too stunned by that to think of an answer pertinent to the thread.
Have you ever *been* to school???!!!
07 November 2003, 04:15 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:15 PM
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Ripped out fireplace! beat that!
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07 November 2003, 04:20 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:21 PM
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PMSL @ Mikey
Definately the best so far
07 November 2003, 04:21 PM
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You got no offerings then Charlie?
07 November 2003, 04:23 PM
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Like throwing a sausage up the M6
07 November 2003, 04:24 PM
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'........like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel...'
07 November 2003, 04:24 PM
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Yes telboy I have, but I can't remember EVER using that word before in my life
plus im on the phone so cant put any thought into anything as the calls are constant.
anyway...
a minge like felix's bag
07 November 2003, 04:24 PM
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as "As wet as an Otter's Pocket"
my personal favourites from Viz are
"Beaten like a ginger stepchild" &
"Shaking like a sh!tting dog"
07 November 2003, 04:28 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:29 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:29 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:31 PM
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07 November 2003, 04:31 PM
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POC - apart from the very lame ones such as
Beef curtains
and aforementioned badly packed kebab
No sorry
07 November 2003, 04:33 PM
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Quite a lady you are Charlie.
07 November 2003, 04:33 PM
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Ah the beef curtains, LOL
Not heard that for years, what about .............. POC
Same thing int it?
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07 November 2003, 04:34 PM
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Should I take that with the dessert *Spoon* of sarcasm that was intended
07 November 2003, 04:35 PM
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You can take it anyway you like.
So I've heard.
07 November 2003, 04:35 PM
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Ooh just thought of one but is a little crude.
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07 November 2003, 04:37 PM
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Spoon - Don't believe the hype
07 November 2003, 04:39 PM
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hairy axe wound sounds better
07 November 2003, 04:42 PM
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Beef curtains reminds me of Prague - they did a day trip called "beef curtains and beer" which was basically a steak meal followed by a disgusting strip show and as much beer as you could drink, all for about £15
Edited to say:
We only went on that day trip 5 times
[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/7/2003 4:46:26 PM]