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11 October 2003, 09:23 PM
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Del, Rodney and Albert in the flat and the 2 blow up dolls behind the bar, Del says couple of ugly looking mares arn't they, Rodney says seen you with worse, Del says your gonna cop an unfortunate one in a minute Rodney
and the smiles on them dolls faces, pure class
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and the smiles on them dolls faces, pure classCheers
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12 October 2003, 03:28 PM
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Bottom. The "gas" episode where they are beating the gas man to death. Funniest thing I have EVER watched, but the line after they have finished is better...
Ritchie: What are we gonna do?
Eddie: About 25 years I should imagine!
astraboy.
Ritchie: What are we gonna do?
Eddie: About 25 years I should imagine!
astraboy.
12 October 2003, 03:33 PM
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Bottom. The "gas" episode where they are beating the gas man to death. Funniest thing I have EVER watched
The way they stop to take a break then carry on hitting him.....Love the bus surfing line as well.
12 October 2003, 05:56 PM
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Spike Milligan in "Q7".
The "Typical Irish-Pakistani mixed marriage" sketch where Milligan comes in as a Pakistani Dalek, complete with Dalek-voiced Pakistani accent, then "exterminates" the parrot.
I laughed so much I slid onto the floor holding my gut:
Alcazar
The "Typical Irish-Pakistani mixed marriage" sketch where Milligan comes in as a Pakistani Dalek, complete with Dalek-voiced Pakistani accent, then "exterminates" the parrot.
I laughed so much I slid onto the floor holding my gut
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12 October 2003, 08:41 PM
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One of the all time classics....
"I'd like to buy a gramophone"
"A what?"
"A gramophone."
"A.... gram-oooo-phooone. We don't sell those 'ere, grandad."
<points> "What's that then?"
"That? That's a Trio cap direct-drive turntable, unless I'm very much mistaken."
"And what's the difference between that and a gramophone?"
"About 30 years and a plastic cover to you, chief."
"No, I don't want stupid things like woofers & tweeters!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA...."
"I'd like to buy a gramophone"
"A what?"
"A gramophone."
"A.... gram-oooo-phooone. We don't sell those 'ere, grandad."
<points> "What's that then?"
"That? That's a Trio cap direct-drive turntable, unless I'm very much mistaken."
"And what's the difference between that and a gramophone?"
"About 30 years and a plastic cover to you, chief."
"No, I don't want stupid things like woofers & tweeters!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA...."
12 October 2003, 09:03 PM
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Basil Fawlty thrashing his car with a branch!!
Sketch in Red Dwarf when Rimmer's dad has died - the Cat comes into the observation booth and says" I'm hungry. I gotta eat"
Lister says sympathetically "Rimmer's dad's died"
Cat responds with "I'd prefer chicken"....
Dan
Sketch in Red Dwarf when Rimmer's dad has died - the Cat comes into the observation booth and says" I'm hungry. I gotta eat"
Lister says sympathetically "Rimmer's dad's died"
Cat responds with "I'd prefer chicken"....
Dan
12 October 2003, 09:21 PM
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"No, I don't want stupid things like woofers & tweeters!!!"
very funny indeed.
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12 October 2003, 09:26 PM
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Dispensing Machine: Hello. How can I help you?
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat, walking away with six servings of fish: I will!
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat, walking away with six servings of fish: I will!
13 October 2003, 08:25 AM
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Basil Fawlty : Don't mention the war!
"What do you mean we started it? - You invaded Poland"
The Young Ones - University Challenge with Scumbag College
Dead Parrot sketch
Baldrick and his slug balancing act
loads more that I can't remember...
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"What do you mean we started it? - You invaded Poland"
The Young Ones - University Challenge with Scumbag College
Dead Parrot sketch
Baldrick and his slug balancing act
loads more that I can't remember...
Chris
13 October 2003, 09:35 AM
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Blackadder 2 when he's trying to sell his house, explaining that it has the latest in open-air conveniences with a large gutter below - "you mean you crap out of the window"
Red Dwarf's "Polymorth" episode, when Kryten (with his vacuum cleaner attachment) is trying to remove listers "alien" boxer shorts.
Bottom Live 2 - Eddie has a blow up doll in a newcastle strip called "Lesbo Ferdinand"
Red Dwarf's "Polymorth" episode, when Kryten (with his vacuum cleaner attachment) is trying to remove listers "alien" boxer shorts.
Bottom Live 2 - Eddie has a blow up doll in a newcastle strip called "Lesbo Ferdinand"