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Old 10 August 2003, 08:34 AM
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What scum they where, the female (and i use that term lightly) managed 1 days work doing the other ladies job then was of with astma related problems she told us, whilst smoking - Lazy, loud-mouthed self opinonated cow IMHO.
The kids have astma problems and those two wasters still smoke around them in the house.

The bloke swore continually around the kids as well.

Whilst he made out he was the boss it was obvious the gobby cow wore the (shell suit) trousers in that relationship. Christ she has an opinion on everything, usually miles off the mark.

I recon she wanted to swap back not because as she put it " the slapper with no morales who breaks up families" might pinch her (prize) of man (again in the loosest terms i use the word man) More like jealousy and then biterness and resentment at what the other couple had achieved through hard work.


They do not deserve kids, the kids are the ones i feel sorry for, what chance do they have? Whilst she makes out she loves them it did not stop the pair of them smoking and swearing around them all the time - THE KIDS WITH ASTMA FFS!

They really where the scum of the earth those two.

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 10/8/2003 8:36:33 AM]
Old 10 August 2003, 10:28 AM
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Errr....37500/12 = £3125!
Do your sums!

It was £37500 NET - cos benefits are not taxable.......

[Edited by imlach - 10/8/2003 10:28:26 AM]

[Edited by imlach - 10/8/2003 10:29:57 AM]
Old 10 August 2003, 10:34 AM
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If 10 people on £20,000 per year pay their taxes, then at the end of the year they still wouldnt have paid 37K in taxes.

How many people are working to support this one family?

[Edited by angrynorth - 10/8/2003 10:36:07 AM]
Old 10 August 2003, 10:35 AM
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Besides didnt they say it was a total of taxable benefits
No they said it was net, after tax!! (what tax!)
Also, as its a council house etc. they will pay **** all in terms of rent and so on.

I too have known similar people who seriously have more kids to bump up their 'income' support etc. (Friend's asscociates - no way would they be mine - spongers). The mad bird (very loose terminology) herself was one of 8 kids - now thats scary - virus sounds about right!!!

We need an antidote!

What you have to remember though is that they filled the form out themselves as a guide to the other wife.
It could easily be

(a) showing off and complete bollox
(b) lack of education and maths in particular

Neither would be a surprise

[Edited by juan - 10/8/2003 10:41:15 AM]
Old 10 August 2003, 06:53 PM
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Oi weapon, aren't you going out with one??? LOL

That dole head bloke on there had an interesting repertiore of verbs under his belt.
- bet he studied really hard for that speech of his!!

i had to turn over before i smashed the telly up.

cannot believe fatty going off on one about snooty chops!! - was hoping for a cat fight there!!!

wasters the lot of them.

BB


[Edited by beemerboy - 10/8/2003 6:54:19 PM]
Old 10 September 2003, 01:31 PM
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As I said, people bitch about asylum seekers but at least they are willing to work!

Edited because I missed other post that repeated what I said

[Edited by Defiant STI - 10/9/2003 1:32:49 PM]
Old 07 October 2003, 09:17 PM
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Arrgghhhhh!

One family has 2 kids, dad does 70hr week and they bring in £27K.

The other family has 8 kids (or more, its hard to count when they don't stay still) and they are both unemployed - they bring in £37.5K in benefits after tax No wonder they are unemployed because they can't ever afford to go to work.

Why do I work my nuts off to earn a decent living? Discus...

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Old 07 October 2003, 09:31 PM
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makes you fookin sick
Old 07 October 2003, 09:32 PM
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I got here first!

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Old 07 October 2003, 09:44 PM
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Who`d want to employ a ***** like him anyway
Old 07 October 2003, 10:12 PM
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Unfortunately I've got relatives like this

They are exactly the same although the father did try to go to work but the mother kept calling him home to help out and he lost countless jobs. They smoke like chimneys and drink endless cans of lager, they children have all wandered into crime (the eldest son has done time for drugs and arms) but they always have money for take-aways!

The irony is that their kitchen is full of infinished decorating and electrical sockets hanging out of the wall too. You'd think that with all their time to themselves that they would finish these things.

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Old 07 October 2003, 10:21 PM
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Agent Smith was right about humans.... well this family and others like

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure
The amount of cash they bring in I almost makes you feel stupid for getting up each morning and working for a living [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Old 07 October 2003, 10:45 PM
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I can't believe the 37.5k is true. My only remaining dole scrounger mate gets nowhere near that on 5 kids. I'd rather pay the taxes than have 8 kids. Choose life, not kids.
Old 07 October 2003, 10:48 PM
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£37.5k and 10 people in the house, wouldnt go far.

Work it out pro-rata.
Old 07 October 2003, 10:50 PM
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goes far enough for a nice widesreen telly.
Old 07 October 2003, 10:52 PM
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I clocked their telly and wondered why I was watching all of this on a £250 telly from Argos!!!
Old 08 October 2003, 07:52 AM
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The government give child allowance to families as a reward for having children that will one day contribute to the UK economy. What I can’t work out is when these children will be useful to society. Are we waiting for them to become spongers themselves so that the social services can be kept employed looking after them or perhaps keeping the police occupied by catching them thieving?

That family won’t ever lose the money they get because when the kids get to 18 they can ‘sign on’ and contribute to the household thus keeping their standard of living up.

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Old 08 October 2003, 08:12 AM
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Unbelievable programme. Not often do i sit there saying "WTF" out loud. Putting aside the issue of their benefit income, which i hope rustles some feathers in higher up places, what was that Lizzie all about? How could she be *so* obsessed with what her husband was up to with Emma, rather than getting involved with what the programme was all about? Why volunteer?

There are some VERY strange people out there. An amazing insight on how people live their lives. Quite unbelievable in my opinion.
Old 08 October 2003, 08:46 AM
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37.5 K f*ck me that's a dissgrace

"If you can't feed em don't have em"
Old 08 October 2003, 08:47 AM
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Saved me the trouble of typing it Paul. Spot on.
Old 08 October 2003, 09:13 AM
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Well put Paul....

There's another batch of Kids just waiting to Milk the system for all it's worth when they are old enough.... They only learn by example eh

To$$ers... they wind me right up
Old 08 October 2003, 09:16 AM
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So let me get this straight. You knock up a bird 8 times (not exactly a hard job (for the bloke anyway ) and you get near £40k after tax!!!!

Thats pretty sweet..................and also pretty wrong [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Old 08 October 2003, 09:22 AM
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Wayne and Waynetta immediately sprang to mind!!

I have just realised where my £31k tax went now .... all of a sudden I don't feel well at all!!!!!!!

Shoot the *******!!

MAD as hell

No-one post about it being Labours fault either!! Its societys fault!!

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Old 08 October 2003, 09:25 AM
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"If you can't feed em don't have em"
Well said grovesy, I've been saying this for years. Benefits should only apply to the 1st 2 kids born to any female. As for £37.5k for doing **** all, what a disgrace, but how will we ever get it changed ? What a bunch of "Trisha trash".
Old 08 October 2003, 09:33 AM
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if i had posted last night i think i might of broke the swear filter [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] i think that's the first time i've every wanted hit a woman, tell me again why i go to work to pay for this scum? [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]


kev [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] <right piss3d off>




p.s. did enjoy the UFO thing afterwards though
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I hear Greenpeace are looking for her, wanted to throw her back in!!
Old 08 October 2003, 10:08 AM
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The reason why he does not probably go to work is because they would be worse off!!!!! That is how stupid and messed up this country is. It made me and my girlfirends blood boil last night and if your work it out 37.5K after tax works out at arouns 3K a month between 10 people that is around £300 a month per head!!!!! I think you could eassily live off that do you not think especially if you live in track suits!!!!!!!

Why is it these people have enough money to smoke and drink and the rest of us work out nuts off etc. One thing I did not see was a car though!!!! Probably they could not drive!

I give up I am leaving this country as soon as I can we get buggered every which way we turn.

Rant over. England WAS such a great place. Not sure if any of you read Clarksons columun in the Sunday Times. What is our country good for these days???? Who the hell knows!
Old 08 October 2003, 10:21 AM
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How exactly do they get 37.5k?

Child benefit is £40/month per kid? That's only £320 out of their £3k per month - so where does the rest come from?????

Surely not £2.7k in income support per month??????????


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