Annoying phrases people need to stop saying....
10 June 2003, 02:20 PM
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<soft southern american accent on> 'you've got soft hands boyyy, just like my mammas' <off>
'With the greatest respect'
'Your cheque is in the post'
LMAO at Saxo Boys reply!
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 10/6/2003 2:21:24 PM]
'With the greatest respect'
'Your cheque is in the post'
LMAO at Saxo Boys reply!
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 10/6/2003 2:21:24 PM]
06 October 2003, 01:55 PM
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Yeh baby! - Austin Powers saying, done to death
Come on! - People say it any time the beat someone/win something
Ali G sayings such as "Is it cos I is black etc" zzzzz
use of the word "chill"..........for goodness sake
rant over, Im sure more can be added
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1 Are we nearly there yet!
2 Slow down, act your age, and stop showing off!
3 Its an import, so its got no warranty.
4 I love you.........(pause).....By the way, my cars making a funny noise!
1 10 year old neice
2 Girlfriend
3 That Bob fella at Mainland.
4 Boyfriend....I mean Girlfriend.
06 October 2003, 04:27 PM
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5 "sentencing will be delayed whilst phsyciatric(sp) reports are compiled, your plea for bail has been denied. Reporting restrictions can now be lifted. You will be remanded in custody until a later date, take him down".
5 Old guy in a white wig!
5 Old guy in a white wig!
06 October 2003, 04:37 PM
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Yeah we're on the same page...
Looks like that got lost in the mix...
Way to go dude…
Please enter your PIN - sorry that is not a valid PIN; your PIN must contain 3 numbers, two lowercase characters, one Norwegian accented character, be 12 digits long and have something to do with insect cross pollenation of Amazonian orchids... (I always seem to get that!)
If you have only limited access to American colleagues, you should not moan too much here though – sorry if that offends, but you can just ‘bite me cos that’s right on the money’!
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Looks like that got lost in the mix...
Way to go dude…
Please enter your PIN - sorry that is not a valid PIN; your PIN must contain 3 numbers, two lowercase characters, one Norwegian accented character, be 12 digits long and have something to do with insect cross pollenation of Amazonian orchids... (I always seem to get that!)
If you have only limited access to American colleagues, you should not moan too much here though – sorry if that offends, but you can just ‘bite me cos that’s right on the money’!
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06 October 2003, 04:45 PM
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"I have a window where I can fit you in" [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
"Let's get together and touch base"
"Run it up the flag pole and see who salutes it! You know, give it a whirl "
Reckon i've spent to long in sales
Mikey
"Let's get together and touch base"
"Run it up the flag pole and see who salutes it! You know, give it a whirl "
Reckon i've spent to long in sales
Mikey
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"Our Mission statement is..."
generally linked to totally inept companies who couldnt drive a soapy stick up a dogs ar*e let alone motivate their staff
generally linked to totally inept companies who couldnt drive a soapy stick up a dogs ar*e let alone motivate their staff
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Things I hate about everybody....
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their **** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and McJam it in your McEyes you Mcf*cking McTosser.
14. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their **** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and McJam it in your McEyes you Mcf*cking McTosser.
14. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
