friday joke....
10 March 2003, 03:50 PM
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>>> > One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I
>>>want you
>>> > to make me a new Ark".
>>> >
>>> > Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you
>>>want
>>> > after all you're the guv"
>>> >
>>> > But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I
>>>don't
>>> > want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the
>>>other".
>>> >
>>> > "20 DECKS!" screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say.
>>>Should I
>>> > fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
>>> >
>>> > "Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you
>>>to fill it
>>> > up with fish", God answers.
>>> >
>>> > "Fish?" queries Noah.
>>> >
>>> > "Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp -
>>>wall to
>>> > wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
>>> >
>>> > Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this
>>>right,
>>> > you want a New Ark?"
>>> >
>>> > "Check".
>>> >
>>> > "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
>>> >
>>> > "Check".
>>> >
>>> > "And you want it full of Carp?"
>>> >
>>> > "Check".
>>> >
>>> > "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely
>>>getting to the
>>> > end of his tether.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > Scroll down everyone! It's the best ever !!!!)
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > Keep going - it's worth waiting for........)
>>> > >>>
>>> > >>
>>> > >
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>>> > "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark
[Edited by unclebuck - 10/3/2003 3:52:24 PM]
>>>want you
>>> > to make me a new Ark".
>>> >
>>> > Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you
>>>want
>>> > after all you're the guv"
>>> >
>>> > But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I
>>>don't
>>> > want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the
>>>other".
>>> >
>>> > "20 DECKS!" screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say.
>>>Should I
>>> > fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
>>> >
>>> > "Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you
>>>to fill it
>>> > up with fish", God answers.
>>> >
>>> > "Fish?" queries Noah.
>>> >
>>> > "Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp -
>>>wall to
>>> > wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
>>> >
>>> > Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this
>>>right,
>>> > you want a New Ark?"
>>> >
>>> > "Check".
>>> >
>>> > "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
>>> >
>>> > "Check".
>>> >
>>> > "And you want it full of Carp?"
>>> >
>>> > "Check".
>>> >
>>> > "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely
>>>getting to the
>>> > end of his tether.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > Scroll down everyone! It's the best ever !!!!)
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > Keep going - it's worth waiting for........)
>>> > >>>
>>> > >>
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark
[Edited by unclebuck - 10/3/2003 3:52:24 PM]
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