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Old 20 September 2003, 11:54 AM
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ok ive put on a good 3 stone in the past 3 yrs that i want gone, havent really got the time to go to gym (prob not enough will power either)

ive got into a terrible habbit of eating to much choccie bikkies etc and i know thats the blame, but also the will power to cut that down is hard

obviously im destined to be a fat ****** lol
ive taken speed lots before when clubbin etc and i klnow for a fact it supressis my appetite loads, i was thinking along the lines of a small amount every morning to keep me active through the day and take the desire for burgers etc away, which should hopefully not also affect my sleep patermn

i know really the only way to loose it to eat less more excersice etc but its gotta work? and they used to perscribe it in the older days folr weight loss
Old 20 September 2003, 11:56 AM
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Its your body - not sure I'd want to take that for breakfast everyday. I think you'll find it will f u c k up your sleep patterns!
Old 20 September 2003, 11:59 AM
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dont get me wrong i realise that but a small amount earlie in the day should hopefully allow me to sleep,

ive always been big, but im also 6ft tall and even at 16 stone i looked good and had no probs with the tottie lol even tho i didnt work out i looked big built (ive got huge shoulders etc **** knows why lol

but now thats gone as have a big belly and bigger **** meself pmsl so now i lookk a fat coont
Old 20 September 2003, 11:59 AM
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Your jokin right, speed every morning to lose weight!
OK it may work but FFS.

If your going to dabble with drugs to lose weight you may aswell use clenbuterol(sp) because thats dangerouse too.
Old 20 September 2003, 12:12 PM
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thats fair doo's but findin the stuff

atleast with the speed i can walk 100 yrds and get as much as i like lol
Old 20 September 2003, 12:16 PM
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Just go running- the weight will drop off you.

If you find you're so unfit you can't run then walk 100yrd, run 100yrds and so on until you can do a good few miles. Getting addicted to amphetamines isn't a smart move.
Old 20 September 2003, 12:24 PM
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lol- do some crack for lunch as well!

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Old 20 September 2003, 12:41 PM
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How about some hash browns
Old 20 September 2003, 12:46 PM
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Grilled of course
Old 20 September 2003, 12:54 PM
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I've heard herion works quite well too. Maybe try both

If you took some acid as well, you could imagine yourself to be any shape you wanted.
Old 20 September 2003, 01:00 PM
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Forget the atkins diet try the all new apples24 diet, just a some speed for breakfast, speed for lunch and a skunk joint for tea..!!

Seriously mate i would steer clear, there are a few not very nice side effects to amphetamine... The most anoying being the ability to ramble complete shi* to someone you dont know..

Dan



[Edited by dhorwich - 9/20/2003 1:01:47 PM]
Old 20 September 2003, 01:04 PM
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By that definition half of the posters on scoobynet are on it.....
Old 20 September 2003, 01:11 PM
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pmsl
Old 20 September 2003, 01:49 PM
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******* muppet if you think that is going to work. I thought speed was a class A drug? Just take heroin, finish yourself off and then you'll achieve true skeletal status!
Old 21 September 2003, 11:43 PM
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Hey this shounds good. I don't need to lose weight, but I might ry it anyway

Old 21 September 2003, 11:45 PM
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btw - wtf is an anthetamine?


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Old 22 September 2003, 01:27 AM
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speed's class B.

it won't work. you'll build up a tolerance very quickly and be able to eat on it. you won't be able to sleep properly, just dozing (if you can even do that!) your gums will hurt, your teeth will hurt, you'll sweat and stink, you'll get raging mouth ulcers, you'll get constipated, you'll become irrational and intrigued by the slightest pointless thing, you'll drive dangerously (either flat out or about to pass out!)

all this and most of the weight will go back on when you stop taking it, in fact a lot of the weight you lose is just through dehydration.

i love a bit of billy whizz now and again but it's an occasional clubbing mate not a good friend.

Old 22 September 2003, 05:33 AM
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All I can say is I am glad I dont have this sort of problem.

I guess unless I was in your shoes it is hard to comprehend. I cant understand taking the drugs and the risks this involves instead of simply cutting back on food intake and exercising ... ????



[Edited by madbrit - 9/22/2003 6:01:23 AM]
Old 22 September 2003, 05:37 AM
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Go to the gym you lazt ****.

And lay off the lard you greedy ******.

Simple, really
Old 22 September 2003, 07:17 AM
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Speed is the dirtiest drug out there, 2nd to Skag of course..
Wouldn't bother mate, won't be in a Job for too long either going in and talking bollocks to your boss while chewing your face off.

Get your *** down the gym fella and lay off the Big-Macs..
Old 22 September 2003, 10:08 AM
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You will be f*cked worse than a nonce in pentonville nick if you try this "diet"

please let us know how you get on - haven't had many laughs round here for a bit.
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