Duck_Pond

Apparently

So, ahem...

Ahoy there me hearties. Tis a day to rejoice and shimmer yee cockles to the sound of proper Piratey talk, arrh. Let's be downing some grog at thee olde Smokin' Parrot, where all ye olde sea-dogs tell their tales of high seas and giant sea monsters.

Arrh.

messiah

aye cap'n.

tis the afternoon on a fair friday so it is - hoist the mainsail and lets be headin' for port, where fair maidens will 'ave hopefully put me tea on.

scooby_si

tiz a hearty excuse 2b toipin bard me lado.....2b sure 2b sure 2b sure (damn i always slip into an irish accent when i try impressions lol)

messiah

[simpsons]
arr.
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Duck_Pond

Arrh - it be a tricky accent to perfect... My olde Cap'n who sailed the southern seas used to 'ave coider on occasions, when he'd finished with his combined 'arvester

It would appear that some scoundrel, some black'eart has robbed us of the web site.

Hobo_Jojo

yarr! i already knew about this last week! ive been talkin like a pirate all day n gettin funny looks off work collegues

scooby_si

be afraid

Dracoro

Right mate, you wanna copy of the latest music? Can do you cheap DVD's too and VHS. Got all the latest pc software too at knockdown prices

I got some Abbah, some beetles, some Ceure, some U3, bit of R.E.N, some Coldplan and some Smithz.

And on film, I've the Matriz, About a bod, Four weddings and a siesta, the Termiteater to name but a few.

All going cheap, all in 'original' condition

Duck_Pond

Arhhh - sounds like some fine bounty t' me. Would yee be open for a few silver coins, in exchange for a map t'the treasure?

Arrh... But yee best not be tellin' me fibs!! Or aye'll be gutting yee with m'sharp hook before yers made to walk the plank. Aye'll be 'avin no skullduggery 'ere...

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Arr ye ready, shipmates?
I can't hear youuuuu?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
"Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!..............."
:
Alcazar

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

aarrh

now begone me hearties, an talk this yarn on other threads without 'em knowing why, erm, aarrgh

mattstant

OOOOHHH ARRRRRRR (whoops think that frankie howard) i be havin a feelin in moy old saedogs bones this thread be set aahn a coourse thisaway

http://www.ferncanyonpress.com/pirat...y/muppet.shtml

Nimbus

Arrrrrhhhhhh. You have womands hands m' lord!!!!! I'll wager those pritty little pinkes n'er had to claw throu' a ships plankin' to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish....

NotoriousREV

When I go limp, you say "Haarrrrrrr"

Nimbus

...running with the wind, fo'ard and main t'gallants drawing and the mizzen s'al full. With the Spanish Main fine on the larbord bow. The stays are a hummin' and the master is sittin' o'top the caps'an playin' a fair shanty....

Dracoro

no-one get's my pirate impression

scooby_si

lol i fort it was funny just didnt wana reply incase my accent slipped again & gave u a Jamaican special instead of pirate lol
But anyway old man back to my normal spiffing upperclass accent now eigh wot wot wot....
Si

Dracoro

Jolly good show there young fellow, tally ho!

Scoobydick

Might give my cockles a quick shimmer before bedtime

beemerboy

Drac, talking of pirates, i remember when my mate came back from holiday years ago, boasting about his cheap cd's...

LMFAO when we opened them up and one was printed
"Bon Jovi - Keep the Fath"

Still wee myself now thinking about it!!

BB

Steve3drALS

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week

bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.

bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ***.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ***
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ***.
sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Pirates fookin rule!

Fookin ROFL

chiark

Avast behind, me hearties!

(the Mother in Law's visiting today )