Brave Pik..er..."Travellers"
05 September 2003, 05:17 PM
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A group of *cough* travellers has moved onto a field locally, right next to a housing estate we refer to as "Beirut".
I predict that by tomorrow morning there are 12 caravans up on bricks and a bunch of pikeys wondering where their TV's went
Poor sods, they're going up against the best: plastic scousers in council houses
I predict that by tomorrow morning there are 12 caravans up on bricks and a bunch of pikeys wondering where their TV's went
Poor sods, they're going up against the best: plastic scousers in council houses
05 September 2003, 05:34 PM
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I can't wait. Picture the scene:
A group of "travellers" working on tarmacing someones drive, a group of "bottom feeders" queing up to trip over the poorly laid surface and claim compo. It's almost poetic in it's beauty.
A group of "travellers" working on tarmacing someones drive, a group of "bottom feeders" queing up to trip over the poorly laid surface and claim compo. It's almost poetic in it's beauty.
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05 September 2003, 06:28 PM
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if it kicks off large enough we could get multi angle coverage from sky news! 
Can you imagine what it will be like? "Honest law abiding travelling folk" versus "Resourseful young gentlemen from liverpool" Somewhere in the middle must be the closest to hell on earth as its possible to get!
I'm off to get a sixpack and a large pack of crisps
astraboy.
Can you imagine what it will be like? "Honest law abiding travelling folk" versus "Resourseful young gentlemen from liverpool" Somewhere in the middle must be the closest to hell on earth as its possible to get!
I'm off to get a sixpack and a large pack of crisps
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05 September 2003, 08:21 PM
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We have had a similar situation in Belfast for a number of years. A group of TGB's...(thats travelling people for the PC brigade) moved in next to one of the rougher areas of west Belfast. (Anyone who knows West Belfast will tell you it takes special dedication to become 'rougher.' Anyway - for the first 10 years they left the rest of civilisation alone and spent their time shooting and stabbing each other, and stealing back the stolen gear that the other side had stolen after they got it home from the fence.
Then they started interbreeding
There are now kids roaming Belfast who call round your house, steal your tarmac, put it back for a few quid, fall over it, make a claim and then clean your house out while you are in court listening to their personal injuries claim.......
BTW - TGB Th**ving Gy**y Bas**rd
Then they started interbreeding
There are now kids roaming Belfast who call round your house, steal your tarmac, put it back for a few quid, fall over it, make a claim and then clean your house out while you are in court listening to their personal injuries claim.......BTW - TGB Th**ving Gy**y Bas**rd
06 September 2003, 11:59 AM
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If you run away they'll know you're not one of them! You have to limp away with your fake injury.......don't want to lose out on that invalidity benifit do you!
06 September 2003, 08:23 PM
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"We have had a similar situation in Belfast for a number of years. A group of TGB's...(thats travelling people for the PC brigade) moved in next to one of the rougher areas of west Belfast."
And the kids favourite trick was chucking crisp packets full of PISH at the squadies patrolling the estate....my favourite trick was encouraging them to hang onto the back of the Land Rover and then giving it a bootfull once they had a good hold!!! They used to spin of spectaculary into the ditches. Second favourite was standing on the brakes when they were running to catch up!!!! Take that flat face.
And the kids favourite trick was chucking crisp packets full of PISH at the squadies patrolling the estate....my favourite trick was encouraging them to hang onto the back of the Land Rover and then giving it a bootfull once they had a good hold!!! They used to spin of spectaculary into the ditches. Second favourite was standing on the brakes when they were running to catch up!!!! Take that flat face.
07 September 2003, 09:53 AM
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can you imangine the TV rights to it
Dazza how do you do that smily of kicking someone in the bo!!ocks.
Cheers
Colin
Dazza how do you do that smily of kicking someone in the bo!!ocks.
Cheers
Colin
07 September 2003, 06:30 PM
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<And the kids favourite trick was chucking crisp packets full of PISH at the squadies patrolling the estate....my favourite trick was encouraging them to hang onto the back of the Land Rover and then giving it a bootfull once they had a good hold!!! They used to spin of spectaculary into the ditches. Second favourite was standing on the brakes when they were running to catch up!!!! Take that flat face. >
this I assume was before the ninites compensation culture took over!
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this I assume was before the ninites compensation culture took over!
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10 September 2003, 10:27 AM
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Well, it seems the estate scum won as the "visiting team" have departed after being here for about 5 days. The "no fixed abode" contongent decided they didn't want to live in this sh@thole any longer
10 September 2003, 11:54 AM
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<Well, it seems the estate scum won as the "visiting team" have departed after being here for about 5 days. The "no fixed abode" contongent decided they didn't want to live in this sh@thole any longer>
It comes to something when TGBs find your company unbearable and are forced to move away for a better lifestyle.
I pity the local estate agents
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It comes to something when TGBs find your company unbearable and are forced to move away for a better lifestyle.
I pity the local estate agents
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10 September 2003, 02:15 PM
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I am horrified that you lot can say these things about these two groups of people! I would like to make a formal complaint....
Your being far to nice to them!
Give em what they deserve!
Your being far to nice to them!
Give em what they deserve!