Gridlock Mikey

The roads this morning were full of housewives who hadn't been near a car for the whole of the summer holidays, taking thier kids to school.

I can't swim so i don't goto swimming pools! If you can't drive get off of the bloody roads [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Dawdling, indecisive, selfish, dangerous, oblivious rubbish of the roads

Mikey, not

PS No offence to women with kids who can drive (In case they exist )

pugoetru

i know a woman with kids who can drive

not my wife though

Coopz

your a brave person - i'm suprised at the lack of response to this thread!

I'm a women driver but actually a very good one but i do know what you mean, it took an extra 15 mins to get to work this morning as i have to go past a school and it was chaos!! Women just stopping where they feel like with no indication ( which i now think many people believe are an optional extra) bailing out their kids then pulling off again without even looking!

Tomorrow i'll be coming in on my bike at least i can get past them all on 2 wheels!

Mr Gee

There's an article in the paper today regarding this situation. The government wants to make shools start at 8:00 am so that they can get all these road cloggers off the roads earlier.

Will this help ?

SCOOBY TOWERS

iTrader: (7)

Won't help me - I go early to avoid em

SiDHEaD

I agree with you there! They kept slamming on brakes etc even though a bus had just gone thru the gap!!

Nearly got sideswiped by one which decided even though the lanes were marked out, that lane 1 goes to exit 4 on an island. I was in the correct lane which she tried to swan across into. She indicated (so it didn't matter that i was alongside her) and swerved . She then tried to out-accelerate me. Unfortunately she had to go down the wrong exit

Andy

scoobydooooo

maybe you should go !!
sorry could'nt resist it , anyway i'm not getting involved with this thread !!

Spoon

Jeeeeeez, a woman on a bike too!!

I'm convinced women's breasts get into a tank slapper causing them to wobble across the road.

Their journey must be much further than if they just kept the bike straight.

fitzscoob

the worst ones are the woman who have big *** renault scenics the 7 seater bus thing, and they only have 1 small child in the back???!!!!

can see your point, and agree. But to be fair I have equal amounts of trouble with the little ***** on their scooters now, and 17 year olds with novas / renault 5s.

pugoetru

lol

Mr Gee

Well, I did come bottom of my class for spelin !

ChrisB

Just makes the time of the chaos earlier in the morning

pugoetru

and they will have to do their makeup on the way

Jza

They really should have shot the Suffragettes when they had the chance...

TurboKitty

Mikey, had yer blood pressure checked recently?

Coopz

And what's wrong with a women on a bike ???????

scoob_babe

indicators as an option extra?? I think wing mirrors are the really expensive optional extra. I cheered to myself when the silly cow in her TT cut me up and then had the same done to her and nearly went into the back of that car!!!!!!!!!

red_dog104

Oooh, Mikey. Think I may have to give you a good spanking next time I see you!! Are you suggesting that because i'm female and do the school run I can't drive?!

Gridlock Mikey

Sorry TK had some scoobynet therapy and all is well again

Women on bikes, let me think ahhh yes, the same as women in cars in the morning except sometimes you get to see pert *** over a saddle and some gravity defying front bumps quivering thier way past ya bonnet. An all together much more aggreeable situation, I'm sure the men will agree

Mikey

The speeling is rabbish bet i dornt care

Gridlock Mikey

Red, how are you babe? In answer to the first bit..........yes please and with regards to the second bit ................YES

Mikey <Wanders off shaking his head, can't believe a woman has threatened to spank and drive >

scoob_babe

and why do they always park on a corner ?

SCOOBY TOWERS

iTrader: (7)

Cause they'd never do it in a straight line

RichWalk

Schools open at eight making a diff.. no chance, nice to see the government with its is policy of eco friendly targets, cant spot the bleedin obvious; make the feckin kids walk to school, might not have so many fat g*ts with glasses whose only exercise is a playstation & being wedged into massive People carriers each morning...

Oh I'm so niave, we just fought a war to keep the petrol engine going

Gridlock Mikey

LOL Fat kids with glasses HAHAHAHAHA Make 'em walk

Mikey

Alas

Another classic fat comment on the news yesterday about how its a hormonal prob. Cue to the 60 stone geezer who has put on 30 stone on the last 2 years. Nothing to do with not moving but still eating.
Looking at a pic today in our local paper of the primary 1 kids. I swear one of them weighed about 8 stone. Make them walk!!
Alas

Gridlock Mikey

From women drivers to fat kids in 24 posts, ROCK ON!!!!

Mikey

TurboKitty

Well this *is* Scoobynet.

Next stop, asylum seekers.

The_Lizard

Something I saw on a car in Lithuania:

NACRO

What about a bunch of fat, glasses wearing asylum seeker kids who's parents get a Porsche Cayenne to do the school run in all paid for by the taxpayer?


MAKE 'EM WALK

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

Well to bring it full circle.........most of the women drivers who can't drive are so because they are too fat! Their control of the car is impeded by their bingo wings.

Make women walk as well!!