Badger Stuffer

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little maths which might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bull**** will put you over the top.

But, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

damian666

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Damian

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Badger Stuffer

Damian,

I have stated in the past and will again. I can neither be ar5ed nor have the inclination to use the search facility to ensure that my posts are SIAL complient.

So, ner ner na ner ner!

beemerboy

which makes the statement above an SIAL too..
BB P'ing MSL

RichWalk

A top job in management consultancy beckons...

PiNkEyE69

Now Badger Stuffer, you should know better than that

damian666

I am new to this SIAL searchy thing!

red_dog104

LMAO!!