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Old 15 August 2003, 10:46 AM
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ok, night fever, easiestsong to dance to in the world and i cant even dance to that!
somebody help me.
Old 15 August 2003, 10:54 AM
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6 or 7 pints of stella will do the trick
Old 15 August 2003, 10:56 AM
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yeah follow the rule that if you cant dance, drink lots and hope some girl takes pity on you come 1:50am.

or better yet, chat to girls at the bar, saves having to dance.

best of luck, use the force.
Old 15 August 2003, 10:59 AM
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well tried that last night and being ugly doesnt help so i need to learn how to dance proper like.
Old 15 August 2003, 11:04 AM
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how do i dance?
...you're a guy, right? Guys can't dance. I know. I tried once. Ugly - wouldn't recommend it. Leave the girls to dance. Drink with your mates whilst watching the g/f's on the dancefloor
Old 15 August 2003, 11:50 AM
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Get one of those abforce belts and wrap it round yer knackers - sorted..
Old 15 August 2003, 12:12 PM
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LOL WWSD

that has to be worth trying.

oh yeah get yourself a ferrari key ring on your keys and flash that about

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Old 15 August 2003, 12:28 PM
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Wait for the most energetic dance tune to come on, and get a mate to drop an ice-cube down the back of your shirt. People will think you've got some frenetic new moves and try to copy...

Or alternatively, you put your left foot in, your left foot out...
Old 15 August 2003, 12:30 PM
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PMSL @ WWSD
Old 15 August 2003, 12:40 PM
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Hello WWSD

I wouldn't recommend that, as you may get too excited and make a mess: http://www.eroticelectrostim.com/ !!

Steve.
Old 15 August 2003, 01:03 PM
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the answer is not very well
Old 15 August 2003, 01:05 PM
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Just get over it, us white guys just cant dance..
Old 15 August 2003, 01:06 PM
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walk across hot coals barefoot....

- or get someone to shoot at your feet with a gaspowered bb gun
Old 15 August 2003, 01:07 PM
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only other option, if you have a huge *** and you dont mind showing it, stand on the dance floor near the end of the night with percy hanging out and see if you cant land a woman

Old 15 August 2003, 01:10 PM
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It's all miming m8...

Step out imaginary cigarettes with your feet, alternately, in time to the music...
Juggle hot potatoes...
Hand out leaflets...

If all else fails, big fish, little fish, cardboard box

Blue

BTW In order to pull off the latter of the moves convincingly, you need the hugest superscillious grin imaginable
Old 15 August 2003, 01:38 PM
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PSML WWSD


nah, dont have a huge donkey dong so that one wont work.
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