How best to kill neighbours grass?
25 July 2003, 06:01 PM
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Finally the annoying **** has gone on holiday, so I have my opportunity 
So whats best for doing a bit of grass killing?
Ideally its simple and quick to apply, and can be done from a distance and at night
any ideas?
robski
So whats best for doing a bit of grass killing?
Ideally its simple and quick to apply, and can be done from a distance and at night
any ideas?
robski
25 July 2003, 06:06 PM
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Bit of a sh1thouse trick, if youve got a problem with him sort it out, one on one.
Killing his grass while he is away is a bit p1ss poor.
Will you be asking next what key is the best for scratching his car.
Come on, take a chill pill, and front him when he come home.
Killing his grass while he is away is a bit p1ss poor.
Will you be asking next what key is the best for scratching his car.
Come on, take a chill pill, and front him when he come home.
25 July 2003, 06:08 PM
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weedkiller is your best bet. if you can find some of the crystalised kind you can just lob it on the grass on a rainy night and wait for the nice brown effect. salt might do it but you need quite a bit. petrol or deisel kill it off short term.
25 July 2003, 06:11 PM
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Creosote is a right b*stard to grass... plus you can write rude messages 
Legal Disclaimer - killing grass is wrong and most probably illegal therefore I absolve myself completely from any legal implications arising from the above statement
Legal Disclaimer - killing grass is wrong and most probably illegal therefore I absolve myself completely from any legal implications arising from the above statement
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25 July 2003, 06:18 PM
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Can't buy creosote any more... after decades of us using it for our sheds and fences; the powers that be in Euro land decree that it dangerous to our health. Like , since when are we likely to be drinking the stuff. ??
25 July 2003, 06:33 PM
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Quite true Apparition, but don't it smell nice.
Buy some ice cube tray's then fill with weed killer. or equivalent substance (pee pee is good ha ha) then when turned into ice cubes throw on grass, add some sunny weather and leave to melt, no trace and works a treat....
but i didn't tell u ok, cos if next door's see this im in the sh*te....
edited again cos my spelling gets worse
[Edited by Dazza01 - 7/25/2003 6:36:12 PM]
Buy some ice cube tray's then fill with weed killer. or equivalent substance (pee pee is good ha ha) then when turned into ice cubes throw on grass, add some sunny weather and leave to melt, no trace and works a treat....
but i didn't tell u ok, cos if next door's see this im in the sh*te....
edited again cos my spelling gets worse
[Edited by Dazza01 - 7/25/2003 6:36:12 PM]
25 July 2003, 06:44 PM
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new turf garden and muppet here spilt some petrol from the lawnmower on it - despite soaking it for hours with the hose a few days later a nice big brown patch...
25 July 2003, 06:47 PM
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I wish I could find an episode of the single-frame comic named Herman, in which two guys are looking out the window at a third guy. The guy outside is mowing a huge F into the grass, and one guy inside says to the other, "Well, it looks like Joe's quitting..."
25 July 2003, 07:02 PM
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i hear cress seeds spread into subtle words work well and only noticed when he cuts his grass and takes the top off the cress leaving great big white letters which he would have to dig out
25 July 2003, 07:22 PM
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I know i am not in your situation but chil, it is not worth it, Ifwhen you move you have to sign a form which specifically asks have you had any disputes with neighbours, if you lie it could cost you in the long run.
also what happens next time you are away, do you worry about what he/she is gonna do as retalliation?
it is not worth it, have words if you need to but do not go down this route unless you are prepared for the concequences.
he may take it out on your car if he see's this as you pride and joy, where will it end.
Or you could buy say 6 or so ghrammes of Heroin and plant it on him/his house/his car and grass him to plod - *Disclaimer* - this is not a good idea and may have serious concequences and get you in the plop!
also what happens next time you are away, do you worry about what he/she is gonna do as retalliation?
it is not worth it, have words if you need to but do not go down this route unless you are prepared for the concequences.
he may take it out on your car if he see's this as you pride and joy, where will it end.
Or you could buy say 6 or so ghrammes of Heroin and plant it on him/his house/his car and grass him to plod - *Disclaimer* - this is not a good idea and may have serious concequences and get you in the plop!
25 July 2003, 09:07 PM
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Wait till he returns from holiday. Then late at night sneak out to his motor and ram one of King Edwards best spuds up his exhaust pipe and snigger as his car splutters to a halt on the way to work the next day
25 July 2003, 09:27 PM
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petrol.. Works very well..
or over fertilisation..
that evergreen lawn feed.. works wonders..
David
or over fertilisation..
that evergreen lawn feed.. works wonders..
David
25 July 2003, 09:38 PM
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I certainly hope you aren't serious about putting anything on the grass. Have you not given any thought to what harm it could do to any pets/wildlife that went on it. It's a known fact that weedkiller is extremely harmful to animals 