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Old 22 July 2003, 03:51 PM
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right, situation is, nice lass out tonight who i wanna score with and its going to be in a loud place called karisma.



over to you.

PS, shes dressed up like a naughty school girl *DROOOOOOOOOOLS*
Old 22 July 2003, 03:52 PM
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alcohol
lots of
Old 22 July 2003, 03:53 PM
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Hello

Write your suggestions down on a piece of paper and hand it to her at the appropriate moment.

Steve.
Old 22 July 2003, 03:54 PM
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you guys are great. excellent and snappy response.

Old 22 July 2003, 03:55 PM
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Karisma??? (is that donny then?)
Old 22 July 2003, 03:56 PM
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yes tis.
Old 22 July 2003, 03:57 PM
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Ask what her name is, then whatever the reply say "wow, thats my mothers name".
Then ask her "do you come here often".

That should get you off on the right foot.

PS. Tell her you collect stamps, they love that!

Old 22 July 2003, 03:58 PM
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Red face

*punches yoza in face*


hey im tryin to get laid here!
Old 22 July 2003, 04:01 PM
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If you need to ask, youve got no chance.....

Try wearing your 'Y' fronts on the outside of your pants, may help break the ice.
Old 22 July 2003, 04:01 PM
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Tell her she's been a naught girl and must go straight to your room
Or..
Ask her if she wants to be bent over your knee and spanked
Old 22 July 2003, 04:02 PM
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lol
If shes dressed as a skoolgirl, then play the headmaster/naughty schoolboy, and ask her if she fancies some behind the bike sheds....
Or give her a detention.

School nites are great- i know i have great fun working them-very ditsacting having all those short/tight uniforms nearby when im trying to mix.
The women seem more 'up for it' too on such nites- so that helps your case no end.



[edit for spelling- was distracted thinking about unforms....waaaa splumph ]


[Edited by Freak - 7/22/2003 4:03:20 PM]
Old 22 July 2003, 04:03 PM
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Where are you taking her? Can 13 yr olds get into pubs?
Old 22 July 2003, 04:03 PM
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You could say " I'd love to see your títs". If she says "yeh sure" then you're in.

If she say's " you what"? Then just say again but leaning in a little towards her ear " I love to hear the hits".

As the music is so loud she'll only think she misheard you and no damage done.

Try it!!
Old 22 July 2003, 04:04 PM
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Girls love honesty.........

Tell her your not really interseted in taking her out,or buying her drinks,or getting to know her.Just ask her if you can go straight to the sex.


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Old 22 July 2003, 04:06 PM
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lol
that old chesnut...

'I want you to sit on my face.'
'What?'
' I said-Its a really nice place...'

I still go with my first suggestion-

alcohol
lots of
Old 22 July 2003, 04:06 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm am i that daring?


wtf you mean 13yr olds?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!

she is hackchelly 18
Old 22 July 2003, 04:07 PM
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18? Well, at least you'll not have the US Marines to worry about!
Old 22 July 2003, 04:09 PM
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lots of alcohol is for the ugly bastárds approach.









Maybe you're right then Freak
Old 22 July 2003, 04:11 PM
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Offer her some cheese.

Young girls will do anything for the taste of dairylee...





Old 22 July 2003, 04:12 PM
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I went to a foam party 2 years ago, sober (I had to be driving the next morning at 7am).
Anyway, got dancing and there was this 18yr old in front of me who accidently backed into me, she looks to say sorry and I smiled and said sonething like "anytime".
Anyway she did it again only this time I put my hands on her waist and danced with her.
the rest is history (well for that night, never saw her again, no great loss)
You just have to learn to pick your moment and find the right time.
But never rely on beer to ease the situation, there's nothing more annying than supplying a women with drink only for her to go off with another bloke.
Do you know this woman? If so chat about little things (don't go off on a large speil about family and work - keep it simple).
Offer her a drink and a dance later - keep your cool.
And make eyes at her when not with her if she looks over.
Old 22 July 2003, 04:13 PM
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Ill bet you get f'all off her
Old 22 July 2003, 04:19 PM
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show her some off your previous posts, and when she nods off, give her one!!

BB
Old 22 July 2003, 04:20 PM
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Print this post, then show her and ask her which she thinks was the best suggestion....

*only to be used in conjunction with alcohol. lots of.*

Old 22 July 2003, 04:50 PM
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Your posts are hillarious m8

If its in karisma get her wasted its only a quid a pint in there.

I never go there on a tuesday its sweaty night loads of weirdos punching each other on the dance floor going mad its what they call dancing.

Or take her to the purple door strip club that should impress her our ex lass works in there ask her for a dance.
Old 22 July 2003, 04:52 PM
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Turn up with a load of uglier mates, or failing that those with very poor fashion sense / pulling techniques etc.

give yourself a good chance

Alcohol.
If you have a big *****, tell her. Straight away - sod the drink
Old 22 July 2003, 05:01 PM
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The best chat-up line I've ever used is:

"Would you like to go halfers on a bastárd ?"

Second best:

"Fancy some Jiggerypokery, luv ?"
Old 22 July 2003, 05:04 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm, dont know whether to go or not.

been given a heads-up by a mate there's going to be a big gypo fight there tonight

ahhhhhhh **** it, i'll ask here if she fancys going to Berlins instead.

I like tuesdays, not many fights, sweatys seem more relaxed and inviting compared with "lend me 20p or i'll knock you out dakarrd!" johnboys with their burberry caps.
Old 22 July 2003, 05:08 PM
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You dont no town well do you m8. Think your 10 times worse off going to berlins than karisma.

Think about it do you really think a load of gippos would go in on a sweaty night.

I dont understand all these young uns all they talk about is gippos, oh there doing this oh there doing that. Dont listen to your m8s trust me i doubt there will be one in sight in karisma.
Old 22 July 2003, 05:11 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmmm, m8 was in karisma on saturday and there was a scuffle between staff and gypos, who said they'd be back tonight.


Berlins is great on tuesday, packed with us young uns, no one above 30 and its not too busy or quite.
Old 22 July 2003, 05:31 PM
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If u wanna get laid get a job, there will be some nice bitches there that you have to talk to so its a good xcuse s'wat Im doin ne way


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