Sodding Milkman !!!!!
15 July 2003, 10:14 PM
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No he hasnt been slipping the missus some extra cream in the mornings, but what he doe is drive his F*cking Merc flatbed van into the cul de sac, stop, turns the engine off, clanks some bottles, starts the engine, revs and moves off, he does this three times and to cap it all the last three nights he has had a sqealing alternator belt.
We are getting woken up at between 2.30 and 5.30 almost every morning by the ****, I am on the verge of going out and decking him most nights, 3.19 am last night I get woken up and then spend two hot hours trying to get back to sleep, finally get to sleep and the alarm goes off at 6.30. As a kid I remember our milkman delivering the milk at about 6 or 7, same time as the postie and the paper.
Are there any laws ? what can I do ?
Why do people have Milk delivered, the supermarket sells it, why have some muppet in a noisy van going round to deliver the stuff 5 hours before its required to sit on the doorstep in the current heat.
Whatever happened to nice quiet electric milfloats, in those days the milkman had to clank bottles extra especially loudly and whistle a selection of tunes known only to milkmen to annoy you.
We are getting woken up at between 2.30 and 5.30 almost every morning by the ****, I am on the verge of going out and decking him most nights, 3.19 am last night I get woken up and then spend two hot hours trying to get back to sleep, finally get to sleep and the alarm goes off at 6.30. As a kid I remember our milkman delivering the milk at about 6 or 7, same time as the postie and the paper.
Are there any laws ? what can I do ?
Why do people have Milk delivered, the supermarket sells it, why have some muppet in a noisy van going round to deliver the stuff 5 hours before its required to sit on the doorstep in the current heat.
Whatever happened to nice quiet electric milfloats, in those days the milkman had to clank bottles extra especially loudly and whistle a selection of tunes known only to milkmen to annoy you.
15 July 2003, 10:21 PM
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The reason he clanks his bottles is to scare of any would be burglars, but seriously i would go down next time and freighten the **** outta him by sneaking up on him and ask him very NICELY to STOP CLANKING HIS ******* BOTTLES AND GET HIS ALTENATER SORTED.
i pass one every morning on the way home from work at 3am doing about 10mph down the A52 bloddy nightmare there are, i reckon they have another job in the day thats why they delivery at these hrs
i pass one every morning on the way home from work at 3am doing about 10mph down the A52 bloddy nightmare there are, i reckon they have another job in the day thats why they delivery at these hrs
16 July 2003, 10:00 AM
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Sneak out about 1am and Cancel everyones milk.
Just leave him lots of notes saying they've had enough of the noise and if he can't do it quietly they don't want him to do it at all.
Just leave him lots of notes saying they've had enough of the noise and if he can't do it quietly they don't want him to do it at all.
16 July 2003, 10:04 AM
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I have a similar issue with the local council who have decided its best their bottle recycling bins are emptied in the middle of the town at 4am every Monday morning. It drives me fooking mental getting woken up by that noise of smashing glass for about 10-15 minutes at 4am. There are shed loads of these bins just round the corner (I live right in the centre of town) and its not just a case of a little noise and then straight back off to sleep. After 15 minutes of listening to it its bloody hard to get back to sleep, and not good when I have to get up at 5am for work [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Oh and to add to that the next door neighbour is outside till 2am calling her bloody cats really loudly every 15-30 mins from about 11pm. So I actually only get a window of uninterupted sleep of 2 hours. Mondays are bad enough, without having only had 2 hours of continuous sleep
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[Edited by ************** - 7/16/2003 10:13:07 AM]
Oh and to add to that the next door neighbour is outside till 2am calling her bloody cats really loudly every 15-30 mins from about 11pm. So I actually only get a window of uninterupted sleep of 2 hours. Mondays are bad enough, without having only had 2 hours of continuous sleep
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[Edited by ************** - 7/16/2003 10:13:07 AM]
16 July 2003, 10:05 AM
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whistle a selection of tunes known only to milkmen
My milkman grassed me up to my mum for riding my bike on the main road!!!
i got my own back by "borrowing" some caramel wafers off the back of his float!!!
Stupid busybody git thought he was a flaming copper, the way he carried on.
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While i think about it, the fat bint over the road from me, has a somerfield delivery and the van driver insists on doing 10,000 revs in his diesel!!! - thats annoying in a close, on a saturday afternoon. - hopefully he'll run over one of the kids using my car as a goal post!!!
(he only delivers, like one bag of stuff) what a waste!!!
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16 July 2003, 09:01 PM
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Have spoken to the Dairy and aparently it wasnt his normal vehicle as his is off the road, so the gave him one with a knackered belt, the mind boggles, they were actually very helpful and hopefully I should get some sleep tonight !
16 July 2003, 09:03 PM
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By the way its Wilmslow, Cheshire I live in, when I rang the dairy head office in Leicester the girl said oh is it Chris, so I said no and apparently they had an identical complaint that morning, cant be that unusual, somebody running a business cocking up my sleep, not on and they will sort it out or I will be a right pain in the **** !
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