Who's been borrowing Daddy's car then?
26 June 2003, 11:24 AM
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fookin hilarious this. Customer drops car in (he's in his late 60's) the rear seats bench won't engage into the locks so wants it looked at
lads just removed it along with the fixed section and what did he find?
Have a guess
lads just removed it along with the fixed section and what did he find?
Have a guess
26 June 2003, 11:28 AM
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sadly not
an empty condom packet. tut tut tut
now I am assuming a guy in his 60's can **** in bed not the back of the car
the hunt is on for any 'incriminating' evidence
an empty condom packet. tut tut tut
now I am assuming a guy in his 60's can **** in bed not the back of the car
the hunt is on for any 'incriminating' evidence
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26 June 2003, 11:44 AM
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It would depend on the make / model of the car....
Surely, if it's a normal Vauxhall Vectra / Ford Focus or similar - typical 60 year olds Sunday afternoon chariot, then chances are it's his son/daughter that has borrowed his car. Being 60, his off-spring are probably old enough to have their own car and house though, so possibly not them....
...if it were a more expensive brand - so a higher end BMW, Merc, Jag (proper one - not a Mondeo), etc. then he's probably a reasonably succesful man with a reasonable amount of cash - and has been getting bored of his wife and started to pay for services rendered of a nocturnal nature.
However, if it were a seriously more expensive motor - so a top end BMW, S class Merc, Roller / Bentley, etc. then chances are this 60 year old man has a 20 year old girlfriend/mistress/wife. In that case, she has probably been using the car so that she can see her 25 year old boyfriend and get a good servicing on a regular basis.
Then again, he might enjoy the occasional al-fresco 'posh ****'....
More information required............
Surely, if it's a normal Vauxhall Vectra / Ford Focus or similar - typical 60 year olds Sunday afternoon chariot, then chances are it's his son/daughter that has borrowed his car. Being 60, his off-spring are probably old enough to have their own car and house though, so possibly not them....
...if it were a more expensive brand - so a higher end BMW, Merc, Jag (proper one - not a Mondeo), etc. then he's probably a reasonably succesful man with a reasonable amount of cash - and has been getting bored of his wife and started to pay for services rendered of a nocturnal nature.
However, if it were a seriously more expensive motor - so a top end BMW, S class Merc, Roller / Bentley, etc. then chances are this 60 year old man has a 20 year old girlfriend/mistress/wife. In that case, she has probably been using the car so that she can see her 25 year old boyfriend and get a good servicing on a regular basis.
Then again, he might enjoy the occasional al-fresco 'posh ****'....
More information required............
26 June 2003, 12:18 PM
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CC,
When I were a lad about 9 or 10, me & a mate used to hang around his dad's garage at weekends - he specialised in American cars.
A certain well known local comedian had left his car ( some great big Yankie monstrosity) in for some work, and me & my mate had a root throgh the glove box.
There was a plastic bag in there, inside were 2 ****** , one of them - a great big humdinger of a thing had a certain smell of fishmongerey about it, the other one slightly smaller but still impressive nonetheless had a certain smell of, well .......... use yer imagination.
eeeeeeeeeeee, lightsaber battles had never been so much fun
Now thats a find
When I were a lad about 9 or 10, me & a mate used to hang around his dad's garage at weekends - he specialised in American cars.
A certain well known local comedian had left his car ( some great big Yankie monstrosity) in for some work, and me & my mate had a root throgh the glove box.
There was a plastic bag in there, inside were 2 ****** , one of them - a great big humdinger of a thing had a certain smell of fishmongerey about it, the other one slightly smaller but still impressive nonetheless had a certain smell of, well .......... use yer imagination.
eeeeeeeeeeee, lightsaber battles had never been so much fun
Now thats a find
26 June 2003, 08:17 PM
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I worked at a garage as a kid, valeting, this greasy skinny ill looking bloke came in to sell his metro and the dealer nicks it for a couple of hundred quid (worth about a grand I seem to remember) but it was dirty and revolting inside so muggins gets the job of cleaning it out, I clean under the seats and feel a sharp pain and quickly withdraw my hand complete with a dirty f*cking syringe stuck 1/2 inch in, ended up having tetanus shots and Aids tests, was pretty scary but the syring was very old and crusty so nothing was living on it, scared the crap out of me and you should of seem the crap we removed from that car, more syringes, burnt spoons, tin foil etc etc
Scabby F*ckin Junkies
Scabby F*ckin Junkies
27 June 2003, 08:05 AM
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needles, yeah dodgy things. Mate works at mcD's, one of the bogs was blocked, he stuck his hand down the U-bend and there was a syrnge, he had all sorts of tests luckily he was fine
like you say. skanky junkies with their ****in needles
like you say. skanky junkies with their ****in needles
27 June 2003, 11:55 AM
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I have to ask the question.......
Why shouldn't a 60 Year old get up to in car olympics ? What precludes someone of that age or older from this activity ?
Why shouldn't a 60 Year old get up to in car olympics ? What precludes someone of that age or older from this activity ?
