Anyone know where this came from??
04 June 2003, 10:22 AM
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"So I jumped ship in Hong Kong, make my way over to Tibet and I get on a course in the Himilayas as a looper. You know, a jock, a caddy. So I tell 'em I'm a projock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself! Twelfth son of the Lama, the flowing robes, bald...striking. So we get up on the first tee, he hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - into a ten thousand foot crevasse right at the base of this glacier. And he says, "Gunga Galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga." So we get up on 18 and he's gonna stiff me, and I say, "Hey! Lama! How 'bout, you know, a little something for the effort?" And he says, "There won't be any money here... but on your death bed,you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me, which is nice."
