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Old 06 March 2003, 04:51 PM
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Reminds me of a Paul Calf (aka Steve Coogan) standup joke that I saw a few nights ago on TV:

PC: ..Everyone is having a go at David Beckham - saying he's no good at public speaking..

PC: Give the guy a break - I mean no one has a go at Stephen Hawking for being crap at football.

Very un PC - but funny

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[Edited by Chris L - 6/3/2003 4:52:58 PM]
Old 03 June 2003, 12:21 PM
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so so mad........especially as it was in the middle of the red light district in Amsterdam!!!
Old 03 June 2003, 12:23 PM
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really?
Old 03 June 2003, 12:25 PM
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You weren't just returning from Ricks Cafe were you ? Or perhaps Bingo Bills Big Bud Bonanza Buffet ?
Old 03 June 2003, 12:28 PM
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i swear not to you.....

i had to actually look about three times at the fella....he was with another three ladies (not that sort )....smart looking type just goin down the main strip!!!

drop jaws everywhere!!
Old 03 June 2003, 12:42 PM
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Good job he was in his chair

Otherwise he would have been done for kerb crawling
Old 03 June 2003, 12:46 PM
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he was advertising for a new Nurse in the local paper last week....maybe he was there trying to find one :
Old 03 June 2003, 02:05 PM
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FPMSL @ daiscooby
Old 03 June 2003, 02:06 PM
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Old 03 June 2003, 03:47 PM
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he's one weird ****** but clever I'll give him that
Old 03 June 2003, 03:48 PM
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still waiting for a punch line
Old 03 June 2003, 03:56 PM
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he is the geezer who's into meaning of life an all that? did an ad for BT a while back 'keep on talking'?
Old 03 June 2003, 04:18 PM
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everybody has "needs" you know
Old 03 June 2003, 04:35 PM
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And his are " special ".

Amazing how did he know he was a genius ?.
And how did he convince people ?.
He must have gone through a lot of " Bloody hell Stephens off again " sort of stuff
Old 03 June 2003, 04:39 PM
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why is he in a chair anyway?

what's his disability?
Old 03 June 2003, 04:41 PM
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Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis
Old 03 June 2003, 04:45 PM
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how old is he? it's difficult to tell

Old 03 June 2003, 04:48 PM
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hes got one of them dalek voice things as well.
fooking scarey....

BB

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he must be minted still I'd rather have my health than any amount of money
Old 03 June 2003, 04:55 PM
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wonder if he has sex? surely must be impossible
Old 03 June 2003, 04:59 PM
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he has kids, though IIRC they were all grudge preagnancies.
Old 03 June 2003, 05:01 PM
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you'd have to be a contortiunist to sit on it
Old 03 June 2003, 05:10 PM
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and the bird might knock the lever and start whizzing round the room. LOL.

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Old 03 June 2003, 06:12 PM
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Is Stephen Hawkings a celebrity? I've never heard of him.
Old 03 June 2003, 07:03 PM
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Amazing how did he know he was a genius ?.
And how did he convince people ?
Well he hasn't always been the way he is.
One of my old maths teachers had him as a lecturer when she was at Cambridge, and he was in normal health then.
Old 03 June 2003, 09:08 PM
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BB - That's very cold. But I did laugh. (Alot).
Old 03 June 2003, 10:00 PM
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This thread is totally true, one of my mates saw him in the red light district too.! I didn't believe him at first either!
Old 03 June 2003, 10:52 PM
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Could it have been a life size remote control Stephen Hawking toy?

Well they have remote control everything else so why not Mr Hawking? It would be a good little earner for him as well as being unique. That's very rare nowadays!
Old 03 June 2003, 11:22 PM
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Click: http://www2.b3ta.com/hawking/
Old 04 June 2003, 01:01 AM
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hahaha great!!!

all good fun.

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