47 NAT

..or has it took its time to get to me?

"If you delete this ... you seriously don't have a heart.

Hi, I am a 29 year old father. Me and my wife have had a
wonderful life together. God blessed us with a child too.
Our daughter's name is Rachel, and she is 10 months old.

Now long ago the doctors detected brain cancer in her
little body. There is only one way to save her ... an
operation. Sadly, we don't have enough money to pay the
price. AOL and ZDNET have agreed to help us. The only way
they can help us is this way, I send this email to you and
you send it to other people. AOL will track this email and
count how many people get it.

Every person who opens this email and sends it to atleast 5
people will give us 20 cents for her operation.

Please help us. All we are asking from you if to forward
this email to as many people as you can. My daughter's
life depends on your forwading this email. Please help me
save my daughter. Please. This father is on his knees
before you. Please forward this email to as many people
as you can".


Nath

Scumbag

Complete bollox

Scumbag

Whenever any moron sends me one of these I send them the following:


>
> >Subject: It's worth the read!
> >
> >Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and
> >deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity,
> >fear of being kidnapped and executed by **** electrocution, and
> >guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent
> >to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then
> >that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead
> >will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
> >redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show. Do you
> >honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone
> >you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?
> >Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> >
> >get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of
> >bull****. So basically, this message is a big F*CK YOU to all the
> >people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me
> >stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
> >will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not
> >continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was
> >brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if
> >it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of
> >World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
> >F*ck them.
> >
> > If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> >mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest
> >friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
> >somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
> >about 90 times.
> >
> > I don't f*cking care.
> >
> > Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> >contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your
> >own unpopularity.
> >
> >
> > THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
> >> >> Chain Letter Type 1:
> >> >>
> >> >> (scroll down)
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Make a wish!!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> No, really, go on and make one!!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Wish something else!!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Not that, you pervert!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Is your finger getting tired yet?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> STOP!!!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >
> > Wasn't that fun?
> >
> > Hope you made a great wish
> >
> > Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all,
> >if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you
> >will be
> >raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of
> >manure. It's
> >true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones,
> >THISone is TRUE!!
> >
> > Really!!! Here's how it goes:
> >
> > *Send this to 1 person: One person will be p*ssed off at you
> >forsending them a stupid chain letter. (Patrick)
> >
> > *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be p*ssed off at you
> >for sending them a stupid chain letter.
> >
> > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be p*ssed off at you
> >for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your
> >life.
> >
> > *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be p*ssed off at
> >yofor sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your
> >house.
> >
> >> >> Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
> >
> >> >> -------------------------------------------------------
> > Chain Letter Type 2
> >
> > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a
> >
> > starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no
> >legs,no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be
> >saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be
> >donated to theLittle Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from
> >Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutley
> >no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load
> >of bullsh*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the
> >next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send
> >this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
> >
> >> >> Thanks again!!
> >> >
> >> >> -------------------------------------------------------
> > Chain Letter Type 3:
> > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every
> >one ofyourfriends.
> >
> >Friends
> >A friend is someone who is always at your side, A friend is someone
> >who likes you even though you stink of ****, and your breath smells
> >like you've been eating catfood, A friend is someone who likes you
> >even though you're as ugly as a hat fullof arseholes, A friend is
> >someone who cleans up for you after you've soile yourself, A friend
> >is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your
> >sad, sad life, A friend is someone who pretends they like you when
> >they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown
> >to vicious dogs, A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet,
> >vacuums and then gets the
> >cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much English... -no, sorry
> >that's the cleaning lady,
> >
> >A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he
> >wants his wish of being rich to come true.
> >
> >Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.
> >-----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > The point being?
> >
> >If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
> >shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
> >funny, send it on.
> >
> > Don't p*ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> >Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27
> >years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
> >if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda.
> >Right?
> >
> >Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise you'll find all
> >your
> > knickers missing tomorrow morning.
> >
> >
>
SB

Edited to spell moron correctly


[Edited by Scumbag - 3/23/2003 5:56:07 PM]

David Lock

Whose Miranda?

Scumbag

Afraid I dont know...probably meant something to the original intended recipient.
Still makes me smile, though !!

SB

-=Buzz=-

Quality !!

Im going to cut, paste and generally plagiarise that.

I don't care if you mind either, you engendered this feeling of rebellion in me by posting it anyway..

breezer

Miranda is a computer programming language. It's "functional". But I really rather suspect that's not who (or what) you mean.