Should we bomb France next??
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We have always fought the French, we fought FOR the French because they couldn't/wouldn't fight themselves!!
The Useless pathetic whimps!!
Pete
The Useless pathetic whimps!!
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Quotes:
Jay Leno "I don't know why people are suprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouln't help us get the Germans out of France."
Rep. Roy Blunt "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It's not known, it has never been tried."
Rep. Roy Blunt "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day. The description was 'Never shot, dropped once'".
John Xereas "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII ? And that's because it was raining."
Donald Rumsfeld, US Sec.Def. "Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion."
Jacques Chirac "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
Rush Limbaugh "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
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Jay Leno "I don't know why people are suprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouln't help us get the Germans out of France."
Rep. Roy Blunt "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It's not known, it has never been tried."
Rep. Roy Blunt "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day. The description was 'Never shot, dropped once'".
John Xereas "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII ? And that's because it was raining."
Donald Rumsfeld, US Sec.Def. "Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion."
Jacques Chirac "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
Rush Limbaugh "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
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Ian
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They have just announced those countries who are bidding for the Oil rights - and guess who is right there at the front of the queue for the FREE hand-out???
Yes!! The slimy frogs!!
Pete
Yes!! The slimy frogs!!
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I actually think that there would be plenty of Americans that would bomb France - maybe they are next - Still if it were to happen they (the French) could always go to the UN and talk about how bad it would be for the next twelve ******* years [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]. If it came to a vote we could always veto a "don't bomb the french" vote
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"Cheese eating surrender monkeys" was a phrase I heard used about the French recently but for the life of me I can't remember the source.
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Ahhhh come on you lot, lighten up.
You KNOW we won't dare touch France. They have the bomb, which means they'd hit back!
We're bullies, we don't hit ANYONE these days who'd hit back.............Israel, Mugabe, Korea.............
No, let's concentrate on the REAL bad boys, Iraq. After all, in the last 10 years, they've.............................???
Remind me Pete, just WHAT have they done that merits an all out war? Had a bum leader??? Why didn't they bomb us when we had Thatch???
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You KNOW we won't dare touch France. They have the bomb, which means they'd hit back!
We're bullies, we don't hit ANYONE these days who'd hit back.............Israel, Mugabe, Korea.............
No, let's concentrate on the REAL bad boys, Iraq. After all, in the last 10 years, they've.............................???
Remind me Pete, just WHAT have they done that merits an all out war? Had a bum leader??? Why didn't they bomb us when we had Thatch???
LOL
Alcazar
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No, let's concentrate on the REAL bad boys, Iraq. After all, in the last 10 years, they've.............................???
Murdered 10,000's of their own people.
Ethnic clensing.
Raped women and children.
Lived in luxury while their citizans starve.
Stockpiled WMD.
Supported and financed terror groups.
The list goes on.