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Old 14 March 2003, 07:11 PM
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Just think of this true story when you hand over a £10 note tonight for a round of drinks:-

3 Men drowned in a open air Latrine yesterday when they were trying to retrieve a mobile phone which was dropped into the public lavatory by a business man.

The businessman offered just less than £10 to anyone who could find the phone amongst the contents of the latrine!!! Police had to stop a 4th man diving down to retrieve it!!!

We live a different beat, don't we?

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[Edited by pslewis - 3/14/2003 7:13:08 PM]
Old 14 March 2003, 07:12 PM
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Whats a latrine?
Old 14 March 2003, 07:14 PM
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Hole in the ground where everyone pi55es and *****!!

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Old 14 March 2003, 07:14 PM
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Posh word for a bog

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Old 14 March 2003, 07:23 PM
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Dropped mine down the toilet 2 days ago........ Thank god there was no Angry salmon ready to bite me!!

Good old Nokia. Still works
Old 14 March 2003, 07:35 PM
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i give it two weeks luke then its time for a new phone.
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Great...!!

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Old 14 March 2003, 09:24 PM
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LOL @ Tony

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Old 14 March 2003, 09:40 PM
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Luke

Angry salmon
You may or may not be aware, that there are very strict copywright laws for that euphanism ( or "saying" to Netto shoppers).

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Old 14 March 2003, 09:44 PM
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I bet the next thing **** Lewis does is post a picture of a Scooby in a lake.


Pete - This is 2003 M8. Try and keep up
Old 14 March 2003, 09:46 PM
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cut the guy some slack - he is 73 after all.
Old 14 March 2003, 09:52 PM
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Its all right mj, me and Fat Bloke go back aways He was a prize dick then EXACTLY as he is now!! Whooopped his 4rse then as I could do again if I could be half bothered

I wondered who on here were the uneducated ( I KNEW Fat Bloke was anyway, didn't think he would comment and show himself up ) but there you go!!

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Old 14 March 2003, 10:17 PM
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But Pete, you never told us - DID you get your phone back, and does it work now?
Old 14 March 2003, 10:19 PM
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Nah, the police stopped more diving in for it!! Could have been the best £10's worth of fun I ever had!! Beats £20 to go into Alton Towers!!

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Old 14 March 2003, 11:43 PM
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Pete - I know you are full of ****, you know you are full of ****, everyone else knows you are full of ****...... why try to be the smart ****.


You should realise that I would not challenge you in a battle of wit as you are obviously unarmed


BTW - The name is Fast Bloke.... If you have reading problems then please forgive my insensitivity for pointing out your lack of ability




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