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14 March 2003, 02:57 PM
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the guys got an upset stomach, fortunately its not too noticeable about the size of a 50p piece, the valeters got some stuff that will take it out
thing is they are suppose to put friggin plastic over the seats to stop oil and grease getting on
my fault too much scoobynet and not enough managing
thing is they are suppose to put friggin plastic over the seats to stop oil and grease getting on
my fault too much scoobynet and not enough managing
14 March 2003, 03:26 PM
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cant say Ive ever followed through, mind u a friend is a midwife and apparenlt when women give birth quite often as the baby comes out the mum does a dump, its quite common
my missus is due soon so you can sure we aint usign a curry to bring on labour
my missus is due soon so you can sure we aint usign a curry to bring on labour
14 March 2003, 04:18 PM
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my missus followed through on holiday once, we had both been out and had come back to the appartment well sloshed. GF crashes on the bed ( two singles shoved together ) in the foetus position- body etc on "her " side , but her **** was hanging over "my" side.
I was in the bathroom taking out my lenses, and heard the fart and subsequent gurgling noise, chuckles to oneself ( yes I still laugh at farts
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Goes back into bedroom, and as you may have guessed, there is a large pile of sh1te all over my half of the bed - GF fast asleep - not for long.
GF woken up, shown the offending article and guess what - she denied all fcukng knowledge
After laying down the evidence (a) there was no sh1te on the bed when we came in, and (b) I had gone straight into the bathroom to do me lenses, she came round and owned up to being the phantom fudge flinger.
The look on her face as she cleaned it up - priceless. Needless to say we swapped sides after that evening, and she slept in her breeks for the rest of the holiday.
Have also follwed through myself once when I was having breakfast in the canteen of the mcvities biscuit factory. The walk out of the canteen to the toilet was like walking down death row - waiting for one of the common as muck factory girls to shout "hey look, he's sh1.....
[Edited by mj - 3/14/2003 4:20:10 PM]
I was in the bathroom taking out my lenses, and heard the fart and subsequent gurgling noise, chuckles to oneself ( yes I still laugh at farts
)Goes back into bedroom, and as you may have guessed, there is a large pile of sh1te all over my half of the bed - GF fast asleep - not for long.
GF woken up, shown the offending article and guess what - she denied all fcukng knowledge
After laying down the evidence (a) there was no sh1te on the bed when we came in, and (b) I had gone straight into the bathroom to do me lenses, she came round and owned up to being the phantom fudge flinger.
The look on her face as she cleaned it up - priceless. Needless to say we swapped sides after that evening, and she slept in her breeks for the rest of the holiday.
Have also follwed through myself once when I was having breakfast in the canteen of the mcvities biscuit factory. The walk out of the canteen to the toilet was like walking down death row - waiting for one of the common as muck factory girls to shout "hey look, he's sh1.....
[Edited by mj - 3/14/2003 4:20:10 PM]
14 March 2003, 04:31 PM
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sorry... 
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.that's...a...gem...............i................. .can't....stop................laughing............ oh......god..........i've...no.................... ...........................................it..... .............................can't...be.....i've.. ..just..........sh1........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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