ruminator

Any one got any ideas for horrible tricks or tasks we can play on my mate before he finally becomes assimilated into the collective!
I was looking along the lines of "Ten Tasks to perform" on the night, or similar, and not the usual cling-filmed to a lampost butt naked, or put on a ferry to Amsterdam. We need him present and reasonably intack the next day........ the big day!

Any ideas anyone ?

Rumy.

JackClark

Antique him Jackass style. Then throw some water in for good measure.

Luke

Acid tab and some strong laxative for breakfast..

babber

Engineers blue around his pepper pot and back wheels, takes weeks to wash off

Cheers Phill

3times

Make sure you ply him with enough drink so he is unconcious then plaster up one of his legs/arms. Make sure he gets his suit altered to fit over the plaster.

Mention it to him as he walks down the aisle.

krankyd

I knew someone who had quite a bad time..


Him and his mates went to amsterdam, into a brothel. one of his mates took the madam to one side and said

"can you give my mate a really hard seeing to? I mean, quite rough"

"sure" the madam said. So the bloke went upstairs with the madam, and she handcuffed him across the back of the bed, bending over.

Next thing the guy knew, this male prostitute (aparently quite a, *ahem*, large chap) then proceded to give him a hard seeing-to....
prison style.

I don't think the bloke was too pleased with his mates after that..... Just be carefull what you actually ask for...

CarpetCleaner

get him totally wankered and then undress him while unconcious put his clothes on back to front and change as much familiar surroundings as poss and he'll be confused when he wakes up

CarpetCleaner

shaving his ***** is always a good laff and paint his bell end with lipstick

Badger Stuffer

This is tame but effective....

Once he is suitably pi55ed. Take off his shoes and socks and paint his toenails red. Then put his socks back on and put his shoes on the wrong feet.

He will be really disorientated (sp) with the shoes and shocked when he see's his toes in the morning.

PS: Don't forget to write "HELP ME" on the bottoms of his weding shoes for all to see when he kneels down in church.

CarpetCleaner

we did this to a mate and its well funny

you need

jug of bisto
a dog
camera

get him plastered then at a suitable moment soak his tackle in bisto and bring the dog on........its priceless and harmless

krankyd

get him really pissed, then when he's passed out (with a pencil) shove a condom up his ****.

lol

CarpetCleaner

my mate actually came in the dogs mouth, now that was fecking funny and all on camera too

super_si

i dont think your ment to admit to that one

alcazar

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LOL @ SuperSi:
Alcazar