CarpetCleaner

anyone one of these on the board? weze had them round again and its pissing me off what part of **** off do you not understand

Badger Stuffer

When they come to the door tell them that you are a clan of Devil worshipers and you are just about to slaughter a goat.

That'll scare them off.

CarpetCleaner

they always bring there kids with them too, look bored as ****e as well...poor fekers, all their mates are doing normal stuff on the weekend and they get dragged around

Badger Stuffer

Then in the same vain, then ask them if you can borrow one of their kids to sacrifice...

CarpetCleaner

i was tempted to argue the toss with them but then couldnt be arsed with it

paulr

I used to work with one,he was more sad than anything.He'd read the bible during lunch breaks.It was obvious most of it was parental pressure.

Apart from that he was pretty okay.

Jamie Watts

A polite "I'm not interested" seems to do the trick for me.

krankyd

I used to go to school with one of them.

His parents `moved` him away after one night, when he came back after 2 days of drinking and smoking loads of green.

Never heard from him again

wiltshire_boy

We get these ******* knocking on the door all the time. The Kingdom Hall is literally at the end of our garden, we can watch them all day long from the bedroom window, don't they think that if we were vaguely interested in joining their club that we might know where to go?
On average we get about 1-2 "leaflet pushers" a month, even on Sundays. I think they must get all fired up with recruiting zeal after a good session then hit the local streets in case we have changed our minds in the last couple of weeks.
Mrs. Wiltshire_boy likes the firm, not interested, approach, don't give 'em a chance to get started, whereas i prefer the breath beery fumes from the confines of my sticky dressing gown and fix 'em with an unfocused pink eye approach.
Saying that a mate is one, and he is OK.

scooby-new

I like talk to them about my debauched lifestyle and whether or not they'd like to come to a fetish club with me or not (especially if they are good looking females- not so likely I'll grant you). They soon lose interest when they realise your beyond redemption.

CarpetCleaner

if you asked them in for group sex wonder what theyd say, are JW kinky

richs2891

They (JW) used to come around all the time until two years ago my Rotweiller "accidently" bit one.
Did not seem to notice or undestand the sign saying guard dog loose and decided to wander down the drive ! Bad mistake !
Not had one vist since !

Richard

wiltshire_boy

chuckle, yeah, we have thought about an inverted cross or maybe some kind of stuffed goat head on the door with pentagrams on the hallway floor...."come on in and have a word about my lifestyle choices.

StiShrek

at least show them the respect they deserve with a short but sweet 'bird' in the face.

jgc

what is the matter with you people ?

just say "I am not interested thankyou ...", the same as with Double Glazing salesman ...

I know for a fact that when they walk away from somebody who says ...

they think '****'

I am so impressed ... you help perpetrate the myth that these dogs will attack people on a whim ... you think these people deserve it then ? ... does it have a sign on it's collar that says "Don't approach me or I will attack you, I am a guard dog see" ... if it ever get's out of your driveway ?

Probably not.