Posting my playtime bruise in another thread got me thinking..(rare I know)

how about some pics of your most stupid stunts gone wrong,
worst i can think of is nearly cutting my big toe off with a 9" angle grinder but sadly no pics of it (perhaps that's a good thing )

So FHM styleeee post pics below,

Andy

 

Fuzz.......****......Big..****

Bored again mate lol

 

we could always start with your missus' finger
ohhh hehehehehehehehehehehe

silly girl

Andy

 

When I was about 6 I was playing and I slipped on ice and sliced my left leg open on the bottom side of a rusty gate. I don't remember anything about. But when I look closely at my left leg there is a nice 4 inch scar.

The worst of all my accidents must have been when I was mountain biking down a mountain in Wales with a large group of friends. Someone in front of me weaved and I pulled the front brake to hard. I did a rolling endo for about 10 meters until I hit a curb and catapulted my self over a small bush and onto a 4 foot hedge. I stood up and there was blood gushing from my groin. Looked down my shorts and sure enough there was a big stick stuck in me about 1 inch from my left knacker

Looking back at it now I think it was quite funny, but seeing blood gushing from your groin and down your leg is not funny.

Do I win a prize

Darren

[Edited by darlodge - 3/3/2003 12:54:29 AM]

 

Standing on a gate made of spiked-top bits of wood, reaching up to the garage roof to try to retrieve my footy, slipping, and straddling the gate from a height. My feet didn't touch the floor, and my dad had to come out and lift me off, as a spike had stuck into my groin. The sucking noise it made as I was lifted off lives with me still!!
Alcazar