bigjohn

ever noticed that when you drive thru the country you often see that road sign with an animal in it , and sure enough after a short while you invariably see a dead fox/deer/hedgehog at the roadside..... well how many times have you driven past the road sign with the two old people about to cross the road .... it just doesnt add up are you telling me that when trapped in a cars headlights whilst halfway acroos the road in the middle of the night that your average octagenerian is more fleet of foot than thumper or bambi!!!!!

P1Fanatic

OAP's know not to step out in front of an approaching vehicle. Thumper and Bambi arent quite so clever and do the exact opposite.

andrewdelvard

...Also there is a fair chance the authorities would be a squeeky tad quicker at recovering the bodies of dead elderly people.