DavidBrown

Damn, am I glad that supercilious annoying cow Elizabeth has been evicted.

I've been waiting to vote her out for weeks.

ChrisB

Big Brother, what's that all about then?

JackClark

Sad but true, I'm trying to buy the shower, currently winning the auction.

MartinM

Have a wry smile on these, *allegedly* from the BB House:

"God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!..." - Helen

"I dreamed last night when I was asleep..." - Helen

"There's less people in the house than we started with" - Helen

"Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday". - Helen

"You do have 5 fingers don't you?" - Helen

"I think I'm the only Welsh person in here" - Helen

On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2" - Helen

"I probably sound Welsh on the telly" - Helen

Dean playing "The Look of Love" with Amma singing along, Helen : "Is that one of your songs, Dean?"

"I love blinking, I do!" - Helen

"What is a Liberal Democrat?" - Helen "Is the jelly cooked" - Helen

"This is Big Brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed..." Helen: "dressed? what as in clothes?"

"Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!" - Helen

Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling ***** on Brian's head as he was reading a book on the sofa and Helen said: "that's fantastic that is, does he know?"

Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside) "It's just like being in Spain!"

"What does insanity MEAN???" - Helen

Brian: "What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?" Helen: "Actually, I'm only 23"

Stuart: "What's Deans greatest fear?" Bubble: "Going insane" Helen: "No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of"

"Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers" - Helen

"I've heard that when men's ******* are erect they are all the same size" - Helen

"I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed". - Helen

Josh: "I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered." Helen: "Covered in what?"

Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band. Helen seemed shocked. "I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales," "... They're self-indulged with themselves..." - Helen

" I fancy cheese on toast " A while later... " I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy " - Helen

"What's in kidney beans?" - Helen

(when Helen was cutting Paul's hair) Helen: "I don't think any camera is on me right now" Paul: "yeah except for the one right in front of us!"

Helen: "Oh yeah" "Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?" - Helen

Brian to Helen, "Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?" Helen, "When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off".

Helen to Dean, "Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming?" Dean, "No".

ed the dead

It's pretty boring now, all the 'good' people were voted out early on. That Narinda should have been left in.... she was a real nasty piece of work.... would have caused loads more arguements....

Nimbus

Double post..

[This message has been edited by Nimbus (edited 27 July 2001).]

Nimbus

Martin,

Priceless

DavidBrown

I can't wait to see super-smug Dean (and his tuneless twanging) evicted quick style too.

They should have kept Bubble + Narinda in for longer (sure, I couldn't stand them , but they were more interesting)

Was glad when Amma left, couldn't bide her either.