LG John

Ok, I’m bored and I’m very tired! The senior planner is away on a skiing holiday and foolishly didn’t hire a 24 hour security guard to defend his desk space

Now we have done pretty much every prank thinkable including totally organising and tidying his desk – which really pissed him off

Basically I’m looking for some new material

FYI his desk consists of one table with a computer and phone and files and paper everywhere. There is a chair with another table behind it that has lots of folders and files on it.

Suggestions….

SWRTWannabe

We used to lower people's chairs, push them under the table and raise them again so they wedged under the table. They were a right so and so to get out again

You could also superglue the telephone receiver to the base unit

darlodge

Take the mouse ball out, swap the controls for the mouse from right to left. Put his stapler in jelly - The Office Style

Running low on ideas.

Darren

frisby

do a screen grab of his pc desk top, remove his icons and set it as his back ground!!!


laters


stu

Da Booga

Wrapping everything is parcel tape is usually a good one, i've done it too plenty of people, and similairly been caught out by it

When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING the key is to wrap each item individually and place it all back in it's usual place, even down to things like his phone, pens & pencils etc. Of course you may not be able to get a way with that but it tends to be a classic in our office when it's quite & someones out

Another funny one is to change the keys on his keyboard about, or even better use 2 keyboards to make 1 keyboard where several letters are on twice. This tends to work best when done subtly where only a few keys are changed

Last one (I promise ): I got caught out with this one! one of my colleagues set a sound clip on my PC to play on start up, the speakers were turned up full so not only did it startle me I had a few funny looks when my computer started shouting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORNO OVER HERE. WOOOOOHOOOO!!"

HTH,

Gareth

S55 HOT

Set the normal template in word to be white text (on a white background) - it can take quite a while to work that one out

paulr

S55 HOT......

Badger Stuffer

Set his screen saver as "HOMO " or something like that on a bright pink screen and then password protect it.

Also get a hardcore **** pic and set it as his background.

Subscribe him to loads of **** sites newsletters. Russian brides, etc are very good.

astraboy

Those are all, mildly amusing pranks.

Jodster

Stick mouse to mousemat.

astraboy

but you need the prank master to get you the PROPER stuff.

Big Col

My fave prank...

If he has numbers saved under the speeddial on his phone eg home, kids school, wife mobile..etc change these to something else eg the local 3in1 kebab shop, local mental hospital, prison etc.

astraboy

the prank master being me.
Okey dokey, here we go...

astraboy

spend a night diverting every phone into the building through to his. make sure you do your own to avoid suspision.

merkin

Nice bit of smoked salmon in his phone mouthpiece should kick up enough by the time he gets back - takes a LONG time to get rid of the smell once discovered

astraboy

put loads of cups on his desk that spell out ****. then fill them with water. then staple them together.

astraboy

smear some polish on the earpiece of his phone.

astraboy

move his entire desk, PC,phone and filing cabinets into the toilet.

Rab

Got set up with this one before. A colleague went into the dictionary in word so that every time i typed my name it changed to The Fat B*st*rd. Pain in the *** to remove, had to get the IT helpdesk involved.

astraboy

wrap his phone in a condom.

ozzy

re-arrange the letters on his keyboard to say something like w@nker

Stefan

Jerome

Create a Scoobynet account for him - use his work email in his details. Then reply with subscribe to every long running thread in the muppet forum.

dnb

There's an "upside down" font on the internet.

Set this as the windows system font.

Need I say more.

LG John

ROTFLMAO - so many good ideas

Astra I love the cup spelling one! If filled to the rim that really creates problems for the removal of them

Keep them coming

mista weava

excellent dnb! that one is top!
weava

jods

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posted Thursday, April 18, 2002 09:48

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Start up a couple of subscriptions to as many devient **** mags as you can find. Put the name of the person in question at the top, but the office address of the MD underneath. Then wait for the phone call.
"Hello, your copy of chunky asses has just arrived, want to come up here to collect it? How about picking up your P45 while youre here."
Astraboy.

http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/thread.asp?ThreadID=88027

I bow to the master prankster

Jods

Crush

Put his desk outside

Fill his drawers with foam beads, then do the same to any filing cabinet

Pull up floorboards infront of his desk & put the carpet back down

beemerboy

has he got a brolly under his desk???
fill it with the holes from a hole punch, and then watch him open it outside in the rain...LOL (my fav prank)

BB

LG John

We've already exhausted all of the hole punch variations

JackClark

Buy one of those awfull musical cards that don't shut up till you close them. Remove one of the ceiling tiles above his desk and put the card up there. In your average office you're not likely to hear it all of the time, it'll drive him crazy. Works best if this person has an office.