beemerboy

Liverpool have signed a new centre forward from Kabul United FC.

Apparently on his first day at training, Houllier picked up a ball and said: "Ball."

Then he

pointed at the goal and said: "Goal." Then he demonstrated a kicking
>
> motion
>
> >
>
> >and said: "Kick. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!" The
>
> >Afghan striker was a little puzzled by this and summed up the courage
>
> >to say "Excuse me, Mr. Houllier, but I speak very good English."To
>
> >which Houllier repies:
>
> >"Sit down, son. I'm talking to Heskey!"

hahahha

BB

Jerome

This went down rather well with the footie-mad guys at work

mj

Paul Mcartney has just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday -
















now she can shave both her legs