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30 May 2001, 10:53 AM
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Right, let me make this clear, I am a woman. The name doesn't always convey that (there are some disturbed people out there)
So, if I drive a noisy, powerful, fast car, but don't have a ***** to begin with, is it
a) a ***** substitute car?
b) a Breast enlargement car?
c)A 2" embarassing bump at the front of my trews?
Just curious
So, if I drive a noisy, powerful, fast car, but don't have a ***** to begin with, is it
a) a ***** substitute car?
b) a Breast enlargement car?
c)A 2" embarassing bump at the front of my trews?
Just curious
30 May 2001, 04:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by foxyange:
<B>
So, if I drive a noisy, powerful, fast car, but don't have a ***** to begin with, is it
a) a ***** substitute car?
b) a Breast enlargement car?
c)A 2" embarassing bump at the front of my trews?
Just curious[/quote]
Your boyfriends?
Geezer
<B>
So, if I drive a noisy, powerful, fast car, but don't have a ***** to begin with, is it
a) a ***** substitute car?
b) a Breast enlargement car?
c)A 2" embarassing bump at the front of my trews?
Just curious[/quote]
Your boyfriends?
Geezer
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30 May 2001, 09:41 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by jjk:
<B>Didnt think women had naughty thoughts....
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jjk - you've been talking to the wrong women
Chris
<B>Didnt think women had naughty thoughts....
[/quote]jjk - you've been talking to the wrong women
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31 May 2001, 12:32 AM
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Foxyminge, (I'll take your word for it!!)
Any bird that has time to drive fast cars must be WELL UGLY!!!!!
Why are they interested in cars as a women, when they should be laying horizontal, playing a tune on the skin flute!!!!!!
Hence why my missus can't drive!!!!!!!! 
Shaun.
Any bird that has time to drive fast cars must be WELL UGLY!!!!!
Why are they interested in cars as a women, when they should be laying horizontal, playing a tune on the skin flute!!!!!! Hence why my missus can't drive!!!!!!!!
Shaun.
31 May 2001, 01:06 PM
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Shaun honey, do you have a life?
Because if so I would take it back and get a refund...
I take offence at an implication that I am less than aesthetically pleasing because I have time to drive fast cars.
Why your statement is soooo wrong...
A)I'm a student, plenty of free time when it involves revision avoidance
B)I'm a student - plenty of free time full stop
C) The time free to drive a fast car is less than that to drive a slow car, for a given distance, thus your claim is purely nonsensical.
You have tus created a paradoxical statement by implying that the more free time I have, the less ugly I am, when really that is not the message you were attempting (dismally) to convey...
Don't mess with me, this B*tch has brains too
Ange
Because if so I would take it back and get a refund...
I take offence at an implication that I am less than aesthetically pleasing because I have time to drive fast cars.
Why your statement is soooo wrong...
A)I'm a student, plenty of free time when it involves revision avoidance
B)I'm a student - plenty of free time full stop
C) The time free to drive a fast car is less than that to drive a slow car, for a given distance, thus your claim is purely nonsensical.
You have tus created a paradoxical statement by implying that the more free time I have, the less ugly I am, when really that is not the message you were attempting (dismally) to convey...
Don't mess with me, this B*tch has brains too
Ange
31 May 2001, 01:31 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by foxyange:
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Don't mess with me, this B*tch has brains too
Ange
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And a huge ego to boot! foxyange? Surely that is for others (i.e. us sad b@stards ) to gauge 
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Don't mess with me, this B*tch has brains too
Ange
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And a huge ego to boot! foxyange? Surely that is for others (i.e. us sad b@stards
) to gauge hunkyGeezer
31 May 2001, 01:41 PM
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Minge,
Tut Tut.....
Oh dear, oh dear!!!!
Does this gal know who she is messing with??!!!!
I take it from your last post, you seem quite aggitated. I wont progress with that conversation as you are obviously pre-menstrual!!!!
"I take offence at an implication that I am less than aesthetically pleasing because I have time to drive fast cars."
So because you have taken offence, you obviously are...YES?????
You are obviously without doubt, aesthetically challenged or have an immense LOW self asteem as all your reply has been centralised around my last comment I made!!!!!! If you were not, you wouldn't be standing on your soap box burning your bra!!!
As you have posted a topic concerning *****'s, are you pre-op or post-op then.....all sounds rather suspicious to me!
I love a good roasting with the inferior sex!!!!!
Anyway......as Will Carling said in "Scum"
"I'm the facking dedddieeeeee naaaaaaaaaaw"
Shaun.
Tut Tut.....
Oh dear, oh dear!!!!
Does this gal know who she is messing with??!!!!
I take it from your last post, you seem quite aggitated. I wont progress with that conversation as you are obviously pre-menstrual!!!!
"I take offence at an implication that I am less than aesthetically pleasing because I have time to drive fast cars."
So because you have taken offence, you obviously are...YES?????
You are obviously without doubt, aesthetically challenged or have an immense LOW self asteem as all your reply has been centralised around my last comment I made!!!!!! If you were not, you wouldn't be standing on your soap box burning your bra!!!
As you have posted a topic concerning *****'s, are you pre-op or post-op then.....all sounds rather suspicious to me!
I love a good roasting with the inferior sex!!!!!
Anyway......as Will Carling said in "Scum"
"I'm the facking dedddieeeeee naaaaaaaaaaw"
Shaun.
31 May 2001, 01:50 PM
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shaun, you are just cracking me up now!!! Thanks for the humour at a very stressful time (Not premenstrual - exams!!!)
I do not have a huge ego, I just know that I am no mo mowlam!!!
I like the bitch thing, so soooo true!!!
you guys have cheered up a very very dull day! thx :P
I do not have a huge ego, I just know that I am no mo mowlam!!!
I like the bitch thing, so soooo true!!!
you guys have cheered up a very very dull day! thx
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31 May 2001, 02:02 PM
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Ronnie,
Would u really want a Post-op or Pre-op, swallowing/slurping/gurggling/spitting your dirty water??????
Seconds thoughts your a ****-e-ny, cause you would!!!!
Shaun.
Would u really want a Post-op or Pre-op, swallowing/slurping/gurggling/spitting your dirty water??????
Seconds thoughts your a ****-e-ny, cause you would!!!!
Shaun.
02 June 2001, 11:26 AM
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right, enough, I hold up my pre operative hands. I am clearly a man. I'd just like to say that there is nothing wrong with my choice of lifestyle.
Bigots like you make me sick
Bigots like you make me sick
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