Right, let me make this clear, I am a woman. The name doesn't always convey that (there are some disturbed people out there)

So, if I drive a noisy, powerful, fast car, but don't have a penis to begin with, is it

a) a penis substitute car?

b) a Breast enlargement car?

c)A 2" embarassing bump at the front of my trews?

Just curious

d) An unusually high level of intelligence http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

e) penis puller, (opposite of minge magnet)
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/awink.gif

nice piccy of you on your web site.....
I reckon b)

Didnt think women had naughty thoughts....
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It would appear that I have stumbled across the only intelligent woman in the world.

<flame gear on>

Raaaaaaa! Burn me, Burn me

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by foxyange:
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So, if I drive a noisy, powerful, fast car, but don't have a penis to begin with, is it

a) a penis substitute car?

b) a Breast enlargement car?

c)A 2" embarassing bump at the front of my trews?

Just curious[/quote]

Your boyfriends?

Geezer http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by jjk:
<B>Didnt think women had naughty thoughts....
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jjk - you've been talking to the wrong women http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Chris

sorry to disappoint but not only men have a taste for waste of fossil fuels............. I like a good thrust as much as the next girl. Now don't patronise me?! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Foxyminge, (I'll take your word for it!!)

Any bird that has time to drive fast cars must be WELL UGLY!!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif Why are they interested in cars as a women, when they should be laying horizontal, playing a tune on the skin flute!!!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Hence why my missus can't drive!!!!!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif

Shaun.

Waiting for this to get deeper into the gutter so I can join in http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Nice to know you don't waste the fossil fuel after some thrusting though.

Shaun honey, do you have a life?

Because if so I would take it back and get a refund...

I take offence at an implication that I am less than aesthetically pleasing because I have time to drive fast cars.

Why your statement is soooo wrong...
A)I'm a student, plenty of free time when it involves revision avoidance
B)I'm a student - plenty of free time full stop
C) The time free to drive a fast car is less than that to drive a slow car, for a given distance, thus your claim is purely nonsensical.

You have tus created a paradoxical statement by implying that the more free time I have, the less ugly I am, when really that is not the message you were attempting (dismally) to convey...

Don't mess with me, this B*tch has brains too

Ange http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

oh yeah, and laying horizontal? You have a really dull sex life don't you?!

Babe
In
Total
Control of
Herself

Or something like that http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by foxyange:
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Don't mess with me, this B*tch has brains too

Ange http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
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And a huge ego to boot! foxyange? Surely that is for others (i.e. us sad b@stards http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif ) to gauge http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

hunkyGeezer http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Minge, http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Tut Tut.....
Oh dear, oh dear!!!!

Does this gal know who she is messing with??!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

I take it from your last post, you seem quite aggitated. I wont progress with that conversation as you are obviously pre-menstrual!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif

"I take offence at an implication that I am less than aesthetically pleasing because I have time to drive fast cars."

So because you have taken offence, you obviously are...YES????? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

You are obviously without doubt, aesthetically challenged or have an immense LOW self asteem as all your reply has been centralised around my last comment I made!!!!!! If you were not, you wouldn't be standing on your soap box burning your bra!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

As you have posted a topic concerning penis's, are you pre-op or post-op then.....all sounds rather suspicious to me! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

I love a good roasting with the inferior sex!!!!!

Anyway......as Will Carling said in "Scum"

"I'm the facking dedddieeeeee naaaaaaaaaaw"

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Shaun.

shaun, you are just cracking me up now!!! Thanks for the humour at a very stressful time (Not premenstrual - exams!!!)

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I do not have a huge ego, I just know that I am no mo mowlam!!!

I like the bitch thing, so soooo true!!!

you guys have cheered up a very very dull day! thx http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif :P

do you spit or swallow

ROFLMAO

LMAO

Minge, I'm glad you took it the way it was meant.....Up the A_S_ !!!!!!!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Shaun.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Shhhh..dont tell my missus) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Ronnie,

Would u really want a Post-op or Pre-op, swallowing/slurping/gurggling/spitting your dirty water?????? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Seconds thoughts your a cock-e-ny, cause you would!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Shaun.

right, enough, I hold up my pre operative hands. I am clearly a man. I'd just like to say that there is nothing wrong with my choice of lifestyle.

Bigots like you make me sick