> > This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog
> > for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him
> > the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the
> > backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
> >
> > "You talk?" he asks.
> > "Yep," the mutt replies.
> > "So, what's your story?"
> >
> > The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this
> > gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
> > so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they
> > had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
> > rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> > figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
> > their most valuable spies eight years running. The
> > jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
> > wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
> > down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
> > some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
> > suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
> > some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
> > of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
> > just retired."
> >
> > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
> > what he wants for the dog.
> >
> > The owner says, "Ten dollars."
> >
> > The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are
> > you selling him, so cheap?"
> >
> > The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any
> > of that stuff."