Mossman

Can anyone help me with the above!? My new house has a front door light which is a total shocker - white and with more decorative twists than a rollercoaster! AARGH!!
Any pointers to websites would be especially welcome!

Cheers and thanks,

Mossman

Marc W

Try:

Mike@PD

Mossman

The only thing around here with more twists than a roller-coaster is you. Your wiered culture is unique to you and whilst you think that we are all boring and far too traditional, the real freaky chappy is you!

You have a mint WRX and commute in the only Prodrive and HKS Astra I have ever seen. You call your cooking fat 'scooby' and you watch DVDs on veleting cars for your erotica thrills ..........

Whats more, you have planted illuminous plants in your front garden to guide you into your 'funky pad'

For goodness sake J, Yorkshire's not ready for you yet..... I swear that if you start to decorate the exterior of the 'funky pad' with things I don't approve of, I'll take my rifle and use them for target practice.

Regards Mike@PD

PS I forgot to put the bit in about you being a thoroughly nice chap because it ruins the story!

[This message has been edited by Mike@PD (edited 04 May 2001).]

Mossman

OOiii!! Mike! Drink my beer and then take the ****?!

Outrageous! You had better get your drill warmed up old boy as the stainless steel numerals need to be fixed to the slate for my new house number! Don't mention the glowing blue doorbell!

See you tomorrow or should that be today!

Mossman

MarkW! Many thanks mate! Got a catalogue from Christopher Wray and they have some nice modern ones.

Cheers!

Mossman