Coq-Au-Vin Coq-Au-Vin Coq-Au-Vin !!!!!!!!
14 March 2001, 10:04 PM
#1
Well, I'm buggered 
Went round all meek & humble to "just slightly mention that her new cockrell might just potentially be a little bit everso slightly annoying if the wind was coming from the wrong direction etc..."
<B>AND</B>
Conversation goes....
"Hi Sh1tface (name disguised to protect identity
), sorry to trouble you, but I understand you have just got a cockrell"
"Yes"
"It work me up in the early hours"
"It can't have done, it was locked up" (Oh here we go
)
"Well, I don't know but at 05.00 this morning it was banging away like a trooper" (Me beginining to get agressive)
"Oh well then! It's not an issue - we'll have it for lunch on Sunday!
"
End of story I'm gob-smacked
If that's the end of it, excellent & I would just like to thank you all for your words of support & encouragement <B>THANK YOU </B>
Some damn fine ideas there & I particularly liked the low frequency one Checked it out with our radio company & the amount of power/noise generated to get 7hz would probably exceed the racket made by the cockrell! All the same, I like the idea
However, my wife did say...
"Don't count your chickens!" Groan
If it don't go, I'll let you'se all know...
Went round all meek & humble to "just slightly mention that her new cockrell might just potentially be a little bit everso slightly annoying if the wind was coming from the wrong direction etc..."
<B>AND</B>
Conversation goes....
"Hi Sh1tface (name disguised to protect identity
), sorry to trouble you, but I understand you have just got a cockrell""Yes"
"It work me up in the early hours"
"It can't have done, it was locked up" (Oh here we go
)"Well, I don't know but at 05.00 this morning it was banging away like a trooper" (Me beginining to get agressive)
"Oh well then! It's not an issue - we'll have it for lunch on Sunday!
" End of story I'm gob-smacked If that's the end of it, excellent
& I would just like to thank you all for your words of support & encouragement <B>THANK YOU </B>Some damn fine ideas there & I particularly liked the low frequency one
Checked it out with our radio company & the amount of power/noise generated to get 7hz would probably exceed the racket made by the cockrell! All the same, I like the idea However, my wife did say...
"Don't count your chickens!" Groan
If it don't go, I'll let you'se all know...
15 March 2001, 01:16 PM
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It woke you up doing what? The physical logistics shock me at that one - how on earth did it manage to w@nk without arms?
Phone David Attenborough: I think he'd like to see this.
Hope it gets sorted...
Phone David Attenborough: I think he'd like to see this.
Hope it gets sorted...
