Did anyone see Essex Wives last night on ITV?

A number of them were trying to explain that Essex wives weren't just dumb bints with bleached hair, white shoes, ankle bracelets and fake ****.

Unfortunately, she wasn't very convincing..........

(apologies now to anyone here who has a wife fitting the above description !!!!)

Mind you, one of the women (who must have been mid 30's and was sitting next to a swimming pool) had a cracking pair of legs!

 

I started to watch some of it... but it was quite frankly a load of crap and I fell asleep....would rather have watched paint drying... TV is in general not very good at the moment..

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Swimming pool bint was tidy though

 

I thought it was great, especially coming straight after Footballers Wives, a quality trash tv evening

In my clubbing days I used to go to 'Splash' at Epping Forest Country Club in Essex on a Sunday night where a lot of these women would hang out and you had to admire them, they knew exactly what they wanted out of life and how to get it ie. nice clothes, nice car, nice house, kids, and of course a nice bloke to provide it all