Its not fair, Ive not got an infestation of any rodents in my house.

The question springs to mind tho,
gregh first got mice
then airmiles got squirrels
so whats next?
based on size you could gamble at rabbits, but what after that?

robski

 

I've got rats (what you'd expect, really)

Next?

Mink?
Otters in the water tank?
Coypu?
Capybara?

 

Open up a wildlife preserve...

Work from home...

 

I've got a rug-rat - currently 33inches head to toe. Eats most things except food. Pee's & poo's everywhere, causes untold damage (especially to electrical goods) & makes a terrible mess. Also makes a gawdawful racket.

 

Puff,

LOL!

robski

 

Puff

You forgot to mention an in-built ability to find & be fascinated by the filthiest objects in the house - currently the cats litter tray & big sisters potty.

Ro

 

LOL
This makes me laugh thinking of seeing it..

Saw on SKY a while back, a program on iffy builders and plumbers.

This bulider gets to this old girls house and she was complaining of noises in the loft like vermin. The builder prescribes that it is Foxes in the loft. Thats right, foxes! She pays the builders £670.00 to remove them in a day. They kill the two mice that were there with mouse traps and take the money!

Some builders eh!

Poor woman. Foxes in the loft. Made me chuckle.

 

I've got rhythm.

Who could ask for anything more.