Nimbus

When you see it all set out like this, it's scarry how the job of the most important man on the planet is chosen not by the people, but by 'familiy connections' and who knows what else going on behind the scenes.

I don't know how they can hold themselves up to be the leader of Democratic rights.

Just count the votes!! That will tell you who won!

AWD

I agree...

Oh well - we will know soon enough.

AWD

Exporting democracy

1. Imagine that we read of an election occurring anywhere in the third world in which the self-declared winner was the son of the former prime minister and that former prime minister was himself the former head of that nation's secret police (CIA).

2. Imagine that the self-declared winner lost the popular vote but won based on some old colonial holdover (electoral college) from the nation's pre-democracy past.

3. Imagine that the self-declared winner's victory' turned on disputed votes cast in a province governed by his brother.

4. Imagine that the poorly drafted ballots of one district, a district heavily favouring the self-declared winner's opponent, led thousands of voters to vote for the wrong candidate.

5. Imagine that members of that nation's most despised caste, fearing for their lives/ livelihoods, turned out in record numbers to vote in near-universal opposition to the self-declared winner's candidacy.

6. Imagine that hundreds of members of that most-despised caste were intercepted on their way to the polls by state police operating under the authority of the self-declared winner's brother.

7. Imagine that six million people voted in the disputed province and that the self-declared winner's 'lead' was only 327 votes. Fewer, certainly, than the vote counting machines' margin of error.

8. Imagine that the self-declared winner and his political party opposed a more careful by-hand inspection and re-counting of the ballots in the disputed province or in its most hotly disputed district.

9. Imagine that the self-declared winner, himself a governor of a major province, had the worst human rights record of any province in his nation and actually led the nation in executions.

10. Imagine that a major campaign promise of the self-declared winner was to appoint like-minded human rights violators to lifetime positions on the high court of that nation.

None of us would deem such an election to be representative of anything other than the self-declared winner's will-to-power. All of us, I imagine, would wearily turn the page thinking that it was another sad tale of pitiful pre- or anti-democracy peoples in some strange elsewhere.

AWD

It would be funny if it wasn't true....

I posted this here (rather than in the Muppet forum) as it is not a proper joke.

Billbill

And now it's over and THAT one won.
The common man had all the fun
Of watching this farce for 56 days
Until we were all in such a haze
That we just wanted to get it over
So we finally accepted good old Rover.

Billbill

Sure wish all their drivel hadn't been exported for all the world to see.
Kind of like hanging out dirty laundry.
Skid marks and all.