Ive Won The Lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 November 2000, 04:11 PM
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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”
The wife says,“Ohmigod! No ****?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
The husband yells back,“It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”
The wife says,“Ohmigod! No ****?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
The husband yells back,“It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”
23 November 2000, 06:03 PM
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Reminded me of....
Cold winter's night and husband gets out of his armchair, turns off the electric fire and dims the lights. He shouts to his wife "get your coat on". Wife calls back "are we going out then?".
Man replies "No, I am".
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Cold winter's night and husband gets out of his armchair, turns off the electric fire and dims the lights. He shouts to his wife "get your coat on". Wife calls back "are we going out then?".
Man replies "No, I am".
DL
24 November 2000, 09:01 AM
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Reminds me of that advert where a guy is sitting across a table and talking to his girlfriend who is breaking up with him, and then he tells her that he's won the lottery. Her face is just priceless.
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