whats the best way of getting rid of this big dirty ******,ive got a air pistol,poison,fireworks and some tubing from my zorst.any help would be apriciated

 

call Environmental health get them to do it

I feckin hate rats!

 

same here,but unfortunatly i live in 5hichester and they realy could not give a ****,so..its up to me.not wanting to sound to wimpy i dont want to get to up close,and would like to shoot the basts,but when do they come out,eat ect

 

You need one of those humane traps with a nice cheese and ham baggett in it,wire it up to the mains with a good earth and fry him.This is what some mate does when they catch em at work,i prefer to shoot em and get it over with quick.

 

ive got one of those c02 guns,a colt gov 1911,and to impress the wife would like to blow its kin head in,not that its going to impress her that much,its got a lazer on it,but would using a torch to spot it make it rush off.shocking it sounds fun

 

Borrow someones cat ?

 

Air pistols are only good for punching holes in paper targets.
Get hold of a decent air rifle if you want to shoot the rat.

 

get a big rat trap, nail it to a bit of wood, then melt a mars bar & stick it all over the trap, then set the trap, put in place & wait.

dont corner the rat what ever you do, it will come out fighting & will win.

or make it more happy else where, pour some creasoak [sp] under the shed lots & lots of it, then make sure that next door has some discarded food in their garden, once its gone pour strong Adult Male Wee around your boundrys, only male adult wee works, so each moring when you get up pee in a bottle

 

cats unfortunatly love 5hitting in my garden,so cats out of the question,creosote would kill grass,pi55ing in bottle hum..ive heard they dont like loud high pitch noises?

 

I mean, all the cats cr@p in your garden, right?

So, how come a big fat rat lives there also?

Boy, those cats need a talking to

 

Don't try and shoot a rat with a co2 pistol, it's unhumane. I wouldn't even recommend an HW45 which is bang on the 6ft/lb limit.

This is how I kill rats, and I normally shoot about 200 a week

Get hold of a light, and rig it to an infra red sensor. Get a decent air rifle, with good sights. Put down some cat food and hide. Then as the rat triggers the beam BOOOOOOM. Seeya!

Breeze

[Edited by Nevetas - 12/22/2002 11:10:32 PM]

 

yeah thats strange,ive got every cat 5hittin in my small back garden and fcking rats,whats next moles or travellers,5hitting merry xmas

 

under the shed?.....empty the ****** and use a flame thrower!

 

nev how much would this cost,sounds fun but a bit overkill.how you get rid of dead rat,dont they carry (here we go im a little drunk)desieses

 

One I use for ratting is an Air Arms Pro Elite, I got it for £200. But if it's for an odd job get it 2nd hand.

My light cost £10, the sensor cost £8.

2nd hand rifle £60, 2nd hand scope £40 and away you go.

For some proper info look here

Breeze

[Edited by Nevetas - 12/22/2002 11:10:59 PM]

 

daz nice idea..but im a bit of a wimp ratwise,and the shed belive me is fecking chokka.also the shed backs on to two fences,one shed and possibly 2 cars

 

I use welding gloves to chuck them on a nice hot fire.

Disgusting creatures!

Breeze

[Edited by Nevetas - 12/22/2002 11:11:17 PM]

 

Nevetas,

Where are these rats you are shootng,sounds like a big problem.

 

so wouldnt fireworks under the shed get rid of the *****?

 

My customers, about 20,000 acres around Essex, Kent and Suffolk. Mind you I normally give the rats to the others, I've got enough problems with bigger stuff at the moment!

Breeze

 

I doubt fireworks would do the trick, as soon as they see the sparks from the fuse, they would be long gone. Poison, traps, or shot IMO.

Breeze

[Edited by Nevetas - 12/22/2002 11:19:06 PM]

 

like what?

 

Best take it offlist.

Chuck me a mail steve@country-breeze.co.uk

Cheers

Breeze

 

well i supose torching the ****** is a bit out of the question then

 

hey, sorry to bring this up..., but i'm pi$$ed (as in drunk)

..cats cr@p in your garden? ...rats live under your shed?

...you sure it's not something to do wih you? Have you offended the animal community in some way?

 

Get a horse

 

Semtex?

 

Aqquire a particually radgey ferret.
astraboy.

 

Do the rat trap thing, then drown the bugger in a bucket of water (inside the cage) & time the "process". Next one, see if its longer or shorter & have a sweepstake with the missus on it

Family entertainment

 

its still alive under there,got through 4 lots of poison now,are they immune to the stuff?