Office Xmas party - who has made a idiot of themselves ?
19 December 2002, 10:22 AM
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So come on then hands up, who has made a right **** of themselves at the office Xmas party ?
I had mine last night, so add together the helium balloons, vodka luge, free bar and me dancing like a chicken and i think you get the picture. Im off for a sleep and another Nurofen.......
I had mine last night, so add together the helium balloons, vodka luge, free bar and me dancing like a chicken and i think you get the picture. Im off for a sleep and another Nurofen.......
19 December 2002, 11:32 AM
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It wasn't me (honest) but at the Xmas party before last, a female colleague (sadly no longer with the firm) was hitting the bottle hard. First signs of things being wrong were her lying down on the dancefloor while a bloke simulated humping her. Pretty good simulation, too 
Next she was found unconscious in the bogs. I helped carry her out. Ambulance called -- she puked liberally on the boss, was taken to hospital, stomach pumped out, delivered back to her parents' home at 5 in morning dressed in an orange hospital blanket. We rang the doorbell and ran away
Next she was found unconscious in the bogs. I helped carry her out. Ambulance called -- she puked liberally on the boss, was taken to hospital, stomach pumped out, delivered back to her parents' home at 5 in morning dressed in an orange hospital blanket. We rang the doorbell and ran away
19 December 2002, 11:44 AM
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Yep me too.... 
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Ours was last night but I'm not posting details, people at work might read this (I mean the people that don't already know - and thats not many)
bu99er Ours was last night but I'm not posting details, people at work might read this (I mean the people that don't already know - and thats not many)
19 December 2002, 11:50 AM
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Not me (I was the one with the camera, so no incriminating photos). Was speaking to someone on the phone earlier, and it sounds like she is seriously hung over this morning.
). Was speaking to someone on the phone earlier, and it sounds like she is seriously hung over this morning.
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19 December 2002, 11:52 AM
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By the way, 555-Shaggy, who was that you were (allegedly) spotted with? Something about 'tonsil tennis' was also mentioned...?
19 December 2002, 12:41 PM
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I did the classic - "look at that ugly boot dancing like a electrocuted chicken" to someone at the bar..
Luckily he had a good sense of humour when he replied "yeah, it's my wife"
Luckily he had a good sense of humour when he replied "yeah, it's my wife"
19 December 2002, 12:56 PM
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I got legless at my last xmas do and fell over on the dancefloor on top of some poor girl and we both had to be picked up (there were about 700 people watching) Transport to and from the party was provided by lots of coaches and when I got off mine on the way home I threw up against a telephone box in front of a couple of coach loads of people.
A few months later I was made redundant...coincidence???
A few months later I was made redundant...coincidence???
19 December 2002, 01:42 PM
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Amateurs the lot of ya!
A few years ago we had a 25th anniversary/Christmas party at the Grosvenor on Park Lane....the full Black Tie works. A couple of glasses of champers at the reception...a bottle of wine with the meal....can't remember beyond the speaches! The following details have been passed on to me
I held out the pager I was carrying...said "I'm on call"....and promptly fell over.
But worse, far far worse, than that.... whilst on the dance floor I decided it'd be a good idea to get me n0b out! 
In front of the (elderly) receptionist!!
Did it take long to live it down?? Dunno....it has yet to be forgotten! Luckily, someone else was far more of an @rse (fighting, throwing bins, running naked round the hotel) and took the brunt of the MD's wrath.
Top that!
A few years ago we had a 25th anniversary/Christmas party at the Grosvenor on Park Lane....the full Black Tie works. A couple of glasses of champers at the reception...a bottle of wine with the meal....can't remember beyond the speaches! The following details have been passed on to me
I held out the pager I was carrying...said "I'm on call"....and promptly fell over.
But worse, far far worse, than that....
whilst on the dance floor I decided it'd be a good idea to get me n0b out! In front of the (elderly) receptionist!! Did it take long to live it down?? Dunno....it has yet to be forgotten! Luckily, someone else was far more of an @rse (fighting, throwing bins, running naked round the hotel) and took the brunt of the MD's wrath.
Top that!
19 December 2002, 10:17 PM
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nothing to do with our company but on the dance floor that night (Last Fri), one rather paraletic young (fit )lass was dancing with a chair...using it as a zimmer frame to prevent from toppling over... everyone was staring, bet she doesn't live that down..
how sad to get in such a state.
(should of taken advantage of the situation)
Andy
how sad to get in such a state.
(should of taken advantage of the situation
)Andy
19 December 2002, 10:41 PM
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I caught somebody in the office (who shall remain nameless) up to something they shouldn't with somebody they shouldn't be doing anything with. Being pissed, I sent an SMS to the girl saying "Tell XXX to wipe your lipstick off his face, as it looks really obvious".
Not quite so sure as to whether it was the smartest thing in the world to do, but hell - it's my last day tomorrow, so LIGAS.
Not quite so sure as to whether it was the smartest thing in the world to do, but hell - it's my last day tomorrow, so LIGAS.
20 December 2002, 03:24 PM
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Got para at my fellas christmas party. Hijacked some poor blokes taxi (he was kinda going the same way as us!) and then only gave him a quid towards the fare. Other than that, I behaved very well! I managed to keep the contents of my stomach intact (well until I got home) as last time I got p*ssed, I barffed in the taxi!
20 December 2002, 03:46 PM
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Glad I wasn't at this years 'do'.
Alleged rape.
Several fights, one massive one in the cloakroom queue.
Full beer cans thrown at the band (probably justified tho )
The reports of a body being found in the car park were exaggerated.
Nice people I work with
Alleged rape.
Several fights, one massive one in the cloakroom queue.
Full beer cans thrown at the band (probably justified tho
)The reports of a body being found in the car park were exaggerated.
Nice people I work with
20 December 2002, 03:59 PM
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The Monday after our Christmas party, I never realised the floor could be so interesting ... many people doing the walk of shame through reception, heads held low and now eye contact ... either that or "working from home" or "hiding in there office all day".
Don't know why as I caused the most mischief
Oh to have no shame)
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Don't know why as I caused the most mischief
Oh to have no shame)s
21 December 2002, 11:15 AM
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Well i dont think the boss will be speaking to me for a while
I had the misfortune of turning up late for the meal and had to sit at my bosses table next to my bosses wife, anyway i had downed a hell of a lot of drink and while i was passing the roast potatos round the table i turned to my bosses wife and said "I hope you dont think im comming on to you" WTF why did i say that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had the misfortune of turning up late for the meal and had to sit at my bosses table next to my bosses wife, anyway i had downed a hell of a lot of drink and while i was passing the roast potatos round the table i turned to my bosses wife and said "I hope you dont think im comming on to you" WTF why did i say that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!